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Tuesday New Year

2007-01-02T10:50:00.000-08:00

im too lazy to write.
Happy New Year

give and take..

2006-08-01T11:55:00.000-07:00

give and take is part of life..
wad u give u will get back...
but dun u tink tt it would kinda suck if u onli gif n nv get back..
it feels as though ur glass is getting lesser n close to empty..
well tts my sad life.. so yea.. too bad fer me..

i just saw tt de pictures on cigarette boxes are getting more n more najis sial... the images now are like version 2.01 already.. the shuld rate de boxes nc 16 la.. cos the gore n everything..
eh btw ppl.. i dun smoke.. i just bump into those boxes..

The government should find a better way to discourage ppl from smoking. The best way i suggest is to award smokers money if they quit smoking. mUAHHAHAHAHAHA...
i am entitled to dream u know?

ok people.. stop smoking please. save the enviroment. soon they would nid to install a catalytic converter in every cigarette to reduce harmful gas emission.. hah..

im back..

2006-07-28T10:45:00.000-07:00

hello..
im back.. hahaha..
i just got so bloody blog.. and i nid a bloody outlet.. so remake the bloody blog..
cool skin right? damn cool and simple.. haha..
actualli dun tink tt my skin damn simple n complex n abstract..
its just tt photoshop is DAMN BLOODY HARD TO USE!!

dun u find tt u are always missing sumtings?
dumb bloody ppl like me tend to lose stuff or misplace..

so i come out with a list of items that shuld haf a phone number(so that u can call and it will ring and vibrate.. like when u misplace ur hp)

keys
wallets
passwords
glasses
watches
and basically anything tt can be thrown after u remove them..

well yea.. i will fix the blog soon..

happy new yr..

2006-01-01T01:42:00.000-08:00

happy new year to all!
its a new yr now..
so be good coz santa claus will be coming to town..
esplanade was damn packed.. it wad wad i call sardinism..
i din even noe singapore got tt much ppl..
the crowd was endless..
but when else can u walk down on a six lane road rite?

sardins walking on the streets..

the fireworks was... veri good/search thesaurus...
its realli eye catching..
that was the best time too rob ppl coz everybody had their eyes in the sky wit their mouth half open...
its realli like the movie land of the dead..
when they wanted to raid the zombie infested town..
they shoot fireworks in the sky..
n all the zombie goes "ughhHH!!" n looks at the sky..
something like this ar...

zombies taking foto of fireworks..

and there was a bloody gay infront of us wearing compact powder..
shEEsh!!
gay watching fireworks.. not gay la.. gay is guy in women body..
this is woman in a guy body.. arh!!!! fagGoOT!!

and the worst thing was that..
people was still holding to the foamy thing spray cans..
damn.. when can ppl grow up..
blardish chilashit..

so i have come up a war tactic to fight against this ppl during the festive/crowded/wit ppl like them days..

number 1!
find a spot where there is no cling-a-ling-a-ling sound..
tt means trouble..
also means dun go wit the crowd..
coz ppl always go wit the crowd..

number 2..
if you are goin back frm there..
wait till their ammunition is empty n they have to reload..
all thx to playing call of duty fer the pass 3 days onli to find wad a short game it is..
so i spent like 20 minutes standing by the staircase..
but it got me home alive.. except for the slight ambush..
miscommunication ar..

NUMBER 3..
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING!! tAKE NOTE!!! IMPORTANT!!
NEVER!!! NEVEREERRRR EVERRRRRRRR... NEVERRRRRR EVER eVER VERRRR...
emphasis.. NEVER.
walk wit banglas...
nt trying to be racist..
but other ppl are..

1 word...
crossfire..

walking wit them is like walking beside a moving target..
its like standing behind a shooting range..
walking in a minefield..
its like saying..
"hey bangla beside me dey! shooT~ so can kanna me oso!"

so.. remember my wise words..

and the crowd after that was endless..
n the government found out a away to disperse the crowd efficiently..
increasing ther movement speed by 50%..
like the wc3 ghouls upgrade.. or starcraft zealot upgrade..

smart huh?

well.. after that it was endless walking to bugis.. slack smoke shisha..
den way back to esplanade then to fortcanning park..
den arrive home at 9 hoping to watch gundam seed but fell aslp coz POWER RANGER IS GODDAMN BORING!!

well happy new yr..

oh yea.. FYI...
my freezer.. is filled.. to the bones.. wit..
FISH!! ARHH!!

fOOD~!!!

2005-12-30T10:06:00.000-08:00

i need food..
my mum is having this week where she doesnt want to cook anything other than fish..
i tink she is trying to kill me wit a fish bone.. sheesh...
so fer the pass 3 days i haf been eating maggi fer dinner..
paTHEtIsh..
and todae..
shE coOKed sTh differenT!!! VEggiE!!!
wtF!! haha...
yup she trying to kill me..
its nt tt im nt appreciative of the food that is given.. but just..
arhH!!! FISH bONE!!! FisH bALLs!!! veggIEE!! it can kill ppl!!
i dowanna die being choke by a fishbone or poisoned by insecticide..

help..

merrY bE-veRi-lAteD ChriStmaSSss!!

2005-12-28T11:34:00.000-08:00

anD a hapPy new yeaR!!
well i dun celebrate christmas..
but u can oways just enjoy the party..

weLl better late den nv..

ive been thinking and i tink i shuld change fer the new yr..
my attitude wit my studies i getting from bad to no better..
haha.. fuck.. i totally ferget abt my e-learning.. haha..
the moment i realise that i haf to go it was already chrismas..
too late.. so lets just take it that my comp and hp broke down..
my lecturer called just now.. goreng hEre abit.. deeP fRied Dere.. stiR fRy here..
i could still hand up..

so...
FirSt nEW yR resoluTion ThAT WoUld NV eveR happEn!!!:
study more play less..

this few days has bEen So fuCking suAy for me..
two the most important thing in my room broke down..
my ps2..
my pc monitor..

but luckily no thanks to my mecha fren i manage to fix my ps2..
so its back to busines.. but my controller spoil.. again..

and my monitor blow SIA!!
too much gaming.. all addy's fault.. damn..
actualli right now my screen is blank..
im just guessing im at this page..
iaf m ywoRds duin come ou T ad it sHSoukld Thn FoRive mi..
wEll i cant expect mY moM to bUy me an lcd moniTor..
plUS i wANnA go AustraliA so.. i gotta work..
make u wOrk wOrk makE u woRk!

seConD neW yr resoluTion oF thE yeaR thAT MUST happen!!:
get a job..

fuck im lazy to type anymore.. i tink i shuld just pray..

dear god..
pls bless me wit the strength n not be such a lazy bastard..
hope u increase the memory space in my brain..
grant me the ability to go day by day without slping.. (or at least waking up early)
kindly drop money from the sky and onto my head..(at least 1k or more ok!)
serenity...
dun let the sky move too fast.. i nid more time...
lets leave it at that and may i haf a better year..

and faVouR Ar..
dun let mi die in a car accident or in my slp.. (2 weeks notice at least)

ok..

happy new yr ppl..

absent mindedness kills:dumbness strikes back

2005-12-16T12:46:00.000-08:00

haii.. u noe rite..sumtimes rite.. like when u noe u are forgetful.. u try to leave the things, such as time table, somewhere near u ar... like fer example.. ur handphone... but dun u find it so damn stupid when u forget u actualli wrote such tings in ur hp, den when u forget wad class it is u panic..? fUCK LA!!

haha.. i left a note at my hp.."for the forgetful mind".. wit the timetable.. n i forget that i wrote such ting until todae.. arh! blardishite..

yea.. n just a random tot ar.. anyting tt happen to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental..

i tink smokers hu are forgetful shuld nv get emotionally attached to dier lighters.. imagine if they lost their zippos or wad.. n then they would like be so sad.. coz like its been a part of them.. like their partner in crim.. bonnie n clyde.. den miss the sound of the "clank!".. yea..

just a thought la..

goodbye johnny walker..
hope u find ur new home better than this..

hahahaa gua kekek beb!!

absent minded buRNS!!!!

2005-12-11T10:46:00.000-08:00

absent mindedness is a veri serious sickness that should nv be taken lightly.. if it hurts onself than to fuck wit tt guy.. but.. it could veri well kill others too.. its a veri dangerous lesson that i learnt that i would like to share wit u all so that u go tell that sick absentminded bastard of friend u have to WAKE UP!!

it was 3 am.. stomachs grumbling.. things wanna go in and things wanna come out.. so i decided to cook a meal.. egg perhaps.. then i started the fire n wit my exit site was playing heavymetal i went to the toilet.. n after a while,(1 sampoerna minute) all flights frm stomach to end canceled.. so yea.. i opened the door n realise i was in hell.. eh no.. the smoke was like hell.. the pan was like smoking hot... the oil was burnt up.. haha.. it wasnt my fault.. who had control of the damn smoke machine?!

so.. since its was so damn hot in there i took off all my clothes and took a bath..

no la.. i opened the windows and pretend nth happened..

well to some ppl they would probably realise the egg story was just a cover up fer using the stove where i actualli forget to bring one important ting to the toilet which leads to the moral of the story which is nt, i forgot to turn off the stove..

so ppl..

just when u tot it was safe to be dumb n forgetful...

think again..

absentmindedness kills..

starry night

2005-12-07T10:03:00.000-08:00

u noe.. i kinda like this advertisement for the sookee jewellery.. the one wit the gal n the guy hopefully her husband in the lake sumwhere over the rainbow.. (makes me wanna go skinny dipping or nt so skinny dipping.. wadeva..) yea.. and the guy kid n dis other ger kid lying down on the fields.. watching the stars.. isnt tt abit nt meant fer kids? haha.. though i dun mind the one wit the jeanette aw (ar?) jumping on the bed.. haha..
but yea..its veri... kinda.... sweet n nice.. like skittles..
then i finally found it(the song) at this someones blog.. den alot ppl oso tagged dere sae they were looking fer de song.. haah.. why nt..

ouu~ i feel so mellowed and relax.. ahha.. dunno why.. but its gd aite..

do u noe tt skittles provide u 50% of ur daily vitamin c? so if u share wit ppl rite.. den actualli u get like 1% of ur daily vitamin c! cool rite..
haha.. its nt tt im selfish la.. haha im just kidding.. lalala.. nowaisen..
den de sour skittles.. is like... so... damnn.. veri... sour sia..
veri shi moh sia..

its raining! its pouring!
thIS fuCKing ShoW is bORiNG!!
iTs rainINg!! its pouRing!!

drenched in the rain.. maybe i shuld catch babies frm the skies somedaes.. been awhile... whOO! splashes!

wake me up when the rain ends..

nowaisen..

2005-11-22T07:36:00.000-08:00

hmm.. i cant believe that deli still remember this about small lilattle television..
hE taG-ged... SIA! haha..

i learnt my lesson todae.. i shall not share my skittles wit too many ppl! they take alot sia.. den i left wit like.. 1 fifth oh my skittles... den i eat like bo shiok la... den siallah.. sad eh...so sad....they ate alot of my skittles alot... hide my skilatles..

why live everydae like its ur last when u prepare fer tomorrow?

nowaisen..

passing by..

2005-11-17T00:06:00.000-08:00

when dayes passing by like nobody;s business..
it was just last week tt it was thurs.. n now.. its thurs..
forgive me for talking like an idert wit mouth full of skittles and brains full of blood clots waiting to form and cause the stroke of death..
but i realli seems fast... its not that im complaining.. wad else are we doin here anyways? all we are doin is waiting time to pass as quickly as possible while trying to reach ur "hopes" and "dreams" and "wad have u" and "eating skittles".. sheesh..

times like these u wonder...

wads this life for..

is life realli...

all about...

eating skittles..?

speaking abt skittles.. how dumb issit to want to buy skittles onli to press the button for these gummy worms... who came up wit the idea of putting sweets in a worm form.. and they call it gloworms.. it doesnt fucking glow.. n hu wanna eat a fucking worm that glow.. onlI sikAnE ppL eaT reAl woRms.. mAggOte... cant the vending machine just understand that i put 120 fer my skittles so why would i press the button wit the 80cents worth of worms.. arh!! i wan my skiTTLES!! bILaRDDY MACHINA!!!! sITupEH waRmArEy!!!

ok.. i admit.. its partly my fault.. fer being half awake and blowing bubbles out of my mouth wit my deliciously anti-worm saliva.. but anything but worms!! n iT dOeSnt loOK liKE woRMS eiTher!!

mati la.. im like so damn tired n screwed..
im hungry.. yet not hungry yet hungry.. but eat abit den not hungry but still quite hungry after awhile den while feeling hungry will feel full though hungry den nv eating cos feel full but still hungry den eat den nt hungry but abit hungry yet full..

*as learnt frm my gems module which 2 hr is spent idling"
that my fren is art.. is a beautiful piece of art.. its like a sentence constructed in a way that its unique.. words and points are repeated over over over but in a diff manner that makes it tell a different thing.. however.. it makes lillatle or no sense and pretty much useless like most of the tings in these world.. like watches.. lecturers.. cashcard.. and half of the ppl around me...
considering most strangers i see do make sense.. n are nt useless.. go figure..

and if u dun tink its a beautiful piece of art.. den tell mi how do u define beautiful.. is sth perfect always beautiful..? i gif u a perfect piece of shit in ur face..

wad do u do when u are in a bathtub then ur body gets paralysed n u cant move an inch as the water quickly rises up n submerge ur body shoulder neck n den head?

Go anD DIE lAH!!

nights are warm just as u wish the day is cold..

stucked in transition

2005-11-09T06:26:00.000-08:00

well... first 2 weeks of sch is ok..
though... its sumwhat.. just 3 daes for me..
notti notti.. come on la.. its just the first week..
be good and go sch k??

well sad to sae that ppl change..
if nothing changes.. what a simple time i would haf..
haiz.. kinda lost some ppl i like..
is it oways like dis?
nvm its might be awhile before we pass..

foundeddumb..

2005-10-17T03:32:00.000-07:00

damn im so bored.. being an avid blogger.. i decided to blog.. unlike deli.. i dunno wads sup wit him sia... nv update anything.. enjoying TP life too much i guess.. TP chicks rocks ar?

knnccbf.. results this wed, 19th of october, 830 am.. i tink la. lol.. damn..
im most probrably gonna repeat one out of the 4 main modules..
due to some stupid reason.. haha..

the dae b4 the paper i slpt late.. "late nite activities"
woke up 1hr late..
1 hr late fer ur final exams..
do ppl do tt fer their O's or A's?
well after waking up..
wash up den go straight to chalet.. haha..
BABAN FIERCE!!!
lol..

well.. cant do anything abt it..

yea.. then todae gig was so damn stupid man.. loL!
den still got some ppl bring the whole kampong down to see.. haha..
well.. it was ok.. our band was veri... eccentric..
everybody was doing their own things..
fiq was busy looking at his kampong family while thinking wad to play..
shaiful was trying to listen to wad afiq is playing..
wan was hinting to afiq wad to play...
im busy smiling at atiqi's veri cute fren..
and fred was rolling on the floor n singing out of tune as usual.. haha...
nvm.. we can only get better..
but good band can get worse..

but they sae my tone was crapped.. to crispy..
shuld dig my ears one of these daes.. or dier ears..
sounded fine to me..

well one ting i learnt todea was..

atiqi's fren is damn cute..
*daydreams*

dozed off..

dumbfounded

2005-10-02T23:47:00.000-07:00

sometimes i find it almost impossible to get along wit my dad.. IMNTPOSSIBLE!! he assumes TOO much shits.. ATTEMPTS to be smart.. nags at the WRONG TIME.. and is ALWAYS wrong..

today.. he said/nag/scolded "i sEe u AlwaYS plAY gAmE.. almost evERyday play game.. go and study la.."

what is he trying to do!!! have mi commiT suiciDE!?? i have nt touched my ps2 until like pass 2 daes? n i was in the chalet fer the pass week? wad everydae?? hello?? n study wad?? my exams done!!? and the way he assumes is shit!!
he saw me playing at tt exact moment 1847.. i woke up frm my deep slumber at 1815 which began since 1443.. he stood dere fer like 1 minutes..

so using hiS eqn of assumption..

how long ive been playing my game is

(the moment he saw me playing)-which is negligible as its just a moment-
x
(the time he stands there)
x
(ass u u)-the level he assumes also known as wadeva he feels likes..

which comes to the conclusion in his brain that ive played the ps2 fer nearly 31758365092.80464 hrs.. iVE plAyed FOR SUCHHHHH A FUCKING LONG TIME!!

and then he likes to sae that games spoils my eyesight and stuff... WHICH IS TRUE i admit.. but den he will haf to open his mouth and sae "and then ur head pain.." if i tell my mom that i haf a headache he would surely sae i play too muucchh games.. SEERRRRIOOUS!!! he can link anyting to me playing games.. if i had scratched my feets at that precise moment i bet he would sae my feets itch due to the games.. i bet he even blame me playing the game when the weather is bad..

luckily he cant blame the game for having me around.. that he can onli blame himself..

and to those faithful readers of my blog.. its nt tt i hate my dad.. i hate his....

something..

watching our fantasies decay..

2005-10-02T03:39:00.000-07:00

hAPpY childrenS day!!!!
man too much chalet is nt a good thing.. my staple diet fer da past week is chicken wings n hotdogs.. day n night... n cooking chicken in the microwave is nt bad actualli.. taste like chicken.. everything taste like chicken..

ah! spliting headache.. such dilemma... haha..... its like so damn stupid.. how could i not have woken up!? haha.. like veri bloody fuck loh! wad the fuck lOH! knnbccbsmlc... arh... past.. cant do anything.. hmm... haiz..
so... must tink of a new plan in life.. wonder wad i will become when i grow up.. haha.. sumtimes i hope i die soon.. haha.. den wun haf to tink so much.. lol..

holidays are gonna be so boring.. seems like there nothing much to do.. besides the 3 times a week rugby training.. and october is the fasting month.. talk about nice timing..

my throat is getting from bad to worse.. i tink i will lose my voice soon enuff.. im like basically talking wit my balls at my throat.. and im not sure why.. lately ive been mixing up my words.. alot.. like.. "help mi take my money from him" - to - "help him take his money from me.." and the latest entry.. i could nt remember so the second latest entry was.. "eh my ps2 wit u.." when the his ps2 is wit me.. so anybody got any cure?

i feel like changing skin.. maybe i shuld upgrade my tv.. scv perhaps?

n ppl hu cares.. sorry for the disappointment..
waking up is more impt then slp..

sluMbER pArty~!! hah..

2005-09-25T23:00:00.000-07:00

whOO~

mothers and fathers.. do not leave ur sons and/or daughter alone in ur hse fer the weekend.. do not gif them heaven..

done wit the hangover.. barely had any slp ytd.. imagine 6+1x3.5 guys playing game in a 2m by 3m room wit one fan and them screaming their lungs out, pumping oxygen, burning calories, sweating n releasing body heat + 6 little burning things which cause lots of smoke.. all u nid is the fire burning thru the floor and it could haf been hell.. as in realli..

sometimes i wonder if my this circle of close frens is gay.. all single and some nt afraid to express their sexual intention.. fondling n grabbing each other arses.. haha.. its ok to exaggerate.. abit.. n screaming while watching horror movie.. haha.. tts not exaggerated..
but yea its nice to haf ur frens over n enjoy a couple of movies and each others company.. hah.. tt din sound right..

oH yea.. langer is sTill an asShole.. u noE tt guy rite.. pester me until like shit fer sumting..(this was abt last 1 or 2 yrs..) n now he has not return it..(which is now) so someone pls tell him that im cursing him in my blog.. n haf him return my stuff before my entry gets filled wit excessive use of the word starting wit F...
fwell.. fthat fguy fhad fbetter freturn fit fsoon..

fuck a duck..

sheylei chaeley chalet!

wipe that tear away now from ur eyes..

2005-09-21T04:54:00.000-07:00

ahh... shit... shuldnt have woken up..

hmm.. ok since im in a stony mood.. lets tok abt sth stupid.. lets alk abt stones.. u noe rite.. last time rite.. dere were no stones in this world u noe.. dere were huge boulders n small pebbles but nv small,abt the size of ur brain rocks.. den right one dae right... 2 ppl decided to play blackjack..(apparently blackjack was created b4 stones..) then right.. the guy ar.. lets call him ampd, owe the other guy money den dey bet on it la.. if the guy clear the debt the no nid.. if double den pay twice lah.. but then hor btw 6 round the guy blackjack twice den ban ban once.. so the ampd veri angry go and whack the rock become stone.. yea..

moral of story..
do no play blackjack to clear a debt.. u will onli double your debt.. or lose a cap.. haha..

haiz.. i feel pityful fer my handphone.. it was raped molested intruded.. my hp have nv felt so insecure.. its been wailing every morning at 730.. either tt or i din off my alarm..

todae i saw sth funny.. this lady was doing to alight at dover.. then she was like standing infront of the door wit full confidence that the door was gonna open that side.. even as the train stopped she still standing at the door facing the tracks.. haha.. confident sia! den another lady during peak hr squeezed from one side(the side where the door was actualli goin to open) to the other side.. (the side where the door she thought was goin to open) den upon reaching the other side(where i was..) u could see a sense of relief/achievement frm her expression.. haha.. den reach clementi she looked fer the platform.. haha.. then she squeezed back to the other side..
so what if im evil.. ppl make mistakes all the time..i just love talking abt trains..

farid won me at pool again.. as usual.. i tink he like so damn pro leh.. realli.. im like at disbelief wit his skills.. u noe he double last(i tink tts wad it is called la) da black ball in!? tts like pure skilled.. except he was aiming fer the other ball la..

its a small world after all..

oh yea.. langer is an idert.. someone convey this msg to him pls..

a dreamer dreams she nv dies..

2005-09-14T10:30:00.000-07:00

haha..
found sth funny on the net.. again.. its interesting wad useful pointless yet reliable information u can find in the internet..

oh yea.. i just realised tt kokokrunch is spelt like tt.. or is it kokocrunch?
(Tts nt wad i found on the net)

oh yea.. do u guys noe that my final exams are in... 5 days? haha.. doesnt seem like it huh? well.. for once im actualli.. studying.. (nah its a lie to bluff some ppl) and i juz bought new strings fer my guitars.. wad nice timing.. less time spent on books.. (another lie..) ok.. so.. i tink i shuld realli make a plan fer wads left of my "study" break before my studies break.. hmm.. tml i shalll..........

why do ppl hold on to sth thats nt worth holding on to.. like hope.. its like denial of reality.. dun u ppl get it?? dun bliff in hope.. if its nt happening.. its not gonna happen.. so dun wait.. go.. do u noe tt if u wait u can die?? hah.. but when it happpens den haf faith.. haha..

note to self..
crappy ghost story on thursdae 130am..

its true tt without passion there is no determination.. so if u find tt i dun haf any liking or irresponsible abt some stuff.. well.. maybe i dun like it? attitude is individuality.. if ppl hate ur attitude.. dey actualli hate u..

hah.. hate mi den..

wake up the dawn and ask her why..

2005-09-12T02:56:00.000-07:00

aRhHH! i got cheated. fuck. a perfect start fer a sundae. haha. sumhow i agree wit fred. dun lie unless ur sure i wun find out.. hah.. wtf.. lol.. but nvm.. hah.. expected..

wad up wit television nowadays. wtf wit channel 5.. they showed golf like almost the entire dae. wad is wit golf.. its bORINg! someone tag mi n prove mi wrong.. yes it takes skill and concentration and years of practice to master it.. buT its bORING! fer wad FUcK! golf shuld be the last game that they show on television.. cause.
its boring..
not entertaining..
ITS FUCKING BORING!!
im sure its fun to play.. but its so nt fun to watch.. u see one guy taking 5 minutes to hit a ball as far as possible.. that makes the tactical planning 5 minutes and the action 5secs? wHOA!! then dey gt this INSTANT replay.. "whoA ThatS a goOd SwiNG! from here u could see the posture blah crap blabber.." imagine dey do dis fer soccer.. and de commentator will sae birdie over eagle eats turkey swim wit penguin under par over par lam par.. aiya.. crap..

wads worse. why the fuck do u put chinese advertisement on channel 5.. no english subtitles or wadever shit.. imagine watching csi and dey toking blabber serious shit den de chinese commercial come out wad slimfit ching chong chong ching ching.. are dey like dumb or wad.. im nt trying to be racist or wad but fuck la.. imagine dey put a pure malay advertisement on channel 8.. knnccb.. n yes im sure i wasnt on the wrong channel..
but chinese chicks still rock.. heh..

ARGH!!! ITS GOLF on tV AGAIN!!!! WAD THE FUCK!!
oh.. its telling mi to slp..

slping wit marker nt advised..

2005-09-04T08:46:00.000-07:00

Do no try to slp markers.. coz in the end da marker will nt end in ur hands but da ink will be all over ur body.. wad lovely frens i haf.. hah.. imagine if we keep dis up until we get old.. i pity farid's wife.. wake up wit tattoo all over.. hah..

u noe its human nature to shun awae frm sumting tt hurts.. like.. static electricity.. and sharp objects.. but fer sum reason.. ppl keep coming to "test" whether the "pain" is still dere.. curiousity is dangerous..

whats the whole point of tt paragraph? i dunno.. go figure..

5 things tt could make ur life bad:

1. exams..

2. studying for exams..

3. taking exams..

5. not being able to do well..

yea... u can just guess tt im nt gonna do tt well.. sheesh.. when is this gonna end.. i wan my well deserved holidays.. yea so? juz bcoz everydae is holidays to me doesnt mean i cant lie..

u noe when ppl sae tt "u are in control of UR life" i find it abit bullshittish.. when ppl sae tt u shuld juz gif a bitch slap to da forehead.. whichever head u prefer.. da moment his dere and blabbering his shit u cant even control urself from listening to him.. coz hes dere toking his shit out to u..

as ppl grow old rite.. they tend to lose sumting to learn new stuff.. as though nt enuff space in the brains.. fer example.. when u learn how shitty/sickening / http://education.yahoo.com/reference/thesaurus/entry/evil /nt so black.. this place is.. u lose ur innocence.. u become like them.. haiz... its nt evil.. juz the ppl, places and incidents tt makes it disheartening.. nt worth staying.. but we stayed anyway.. we but u didnt..

haf faith..

would it be different if it was me nt u?we would nv noe..

mini beng..

2005-08-24T09:15:00.000-07:00

hAHa.. ytd morning i saw sth veri funny.. dis mini beng and dis sch gers.. to all those beng no offence ar.. its for da mini beng.. dis guy ar.. no... erm.. BOY.. small kid.. at most is pri 5 la.. but i doubt is.. den dressed up as a typical ah beng.. wit dis sch ger.. hu is wearing sch uniform.. pri sch uniform.. den dis mini beng rite.. haha.. he would tug her head by putting his arm around da ger neck n kiss her at da cheeks.. haha.. its damn hilarious.. den he would kiss at da strangest timing.. when dey sit down.. he would sit veri far.. but da moment dey stand n decided to move.. he would do da funny tug thing.. den when stand idling he would like dun care.. den da train come he would do it again.. lOL!!.. damn funny sia..

but on a serious tone.

imagine what would happen if one day.. da ger start to have her menses den can get pregnant(girls puberty b4 guys).. then this mini beng got horny den the girl dun let him have his way.. den da boy rape da girl.. he wun get into trouble like other guys my age.. CAN U IMAGINE HOW TRAUMATISING IT WOULD BE FOR THE GIRL!!! she could ger rape over n over again.. hundreds of times..

WITHOUT GETTING PREGNANT!!!

LOL!!!!! haha.. wahahhwahwahwaw.. no swimming fishies in da sqiurting fountain.. fountain no water.. lOL!! pipe hAVen buiLd..

so lesson of da day..
wan to kiss dun kental..

LateSt trEnds//

2005-08-14T09:17:00.000-07:00

SingaporEans ARe aLl so creaTive.. it must be da schools.. nowadaes dere are like so many trends.. but dis guys had like one of da most cooLest trEnds..

a boTtlE in his pocket..

haha.. juz kidding. its an empty bottle..

haha.. Poly liFe.. so many weird ppl.. to tink i noe dis guy.. ahha.. bleah.. i wun tell hu is it.. i dowanna embarass tt guy.. lol..

thx fred fer da pic.. nice levis..

haha.. ppl watching are so fun.. aha.. especially on da train.. fuck i hate trains in da morning.. ppl are like sardines.. wtf man.. is there a better wae? dey shuld make sch start damn late.. den wun be so cramp wit those working ppl..

imagine wad it would feel like.. spacious.. n da damn knnccb fucking expensive ride would be damn fucking worth it.. it wun happen.. but imagine..

imagine..

tt guy.. did not buy concession.. he bought da combo concession n upsized it fer 50cents.. selfish? yes? lol.. haha.. n he scratched his ass n continued doin tt after quite a number of ppl boarded..

n dere is another type of ppl hu juz cant wait/impatient/veri fucking onli tinks abt demself.. n sum ppl juz couldnt wait fer da next one n put dier fucking umbrella in an attempt to stop da door frm closing onli to realise tt it got stuck n while she attempts to pull da umbrella out da driver juz moves da train n she held fer a moment n let go of it once she realise tt it is less embarassing to juz leave it as it is and kill herself..

but for mi its all hilarious.. lOL!! haha.. so ppl.. be patient.. we its ok to be late.. lol.. ahaaaa..

oh yea.. i updated a post..
http://shithapp3ns.blogspot.com/2005/07/miss-something.html
click on it..

guys nIght out..

2005-08-07T09:33:00.000-07:00

ytd was such a fun dae.. i took my dad car for a drive.. wit my 5 other frens.. we went to supper den go to shaiful hse n play gamezzzzzzz.. zzzz.. den we all fall aslpt.. den reach home 10 plus in da morning.. yea.. so fun..

yea tts it...

really...

is my mom gone yet?

hah..
ytd was so whacked.. after supper we went to dis abandoned mental hospital.. we were like joking abt da place while we on da way sae later play swing la wad la.. den make stupid sounds.. but once we reach dere.. wth sia.. all da balls at da throat already.. cant hardly breathe.. da place is sooo.. den lots of windows.. like everyone peaking at u.. den its so bloodied.. but haven explore finish..

den go lim chu kang.. it was da funniest thing.. imagine.. cruising at 40kmph..(tt damn guy.. so slow..) den blasting da music.. den singing along.. lol.. imagine 6 ppl singing The Reason.. lol... it was fun/ny..

den go to changi.. all da while we were like trying to avoid da road blocks.. coz my fren nid to put up a v plate is it? da triangle.. den dere were 6 of us.. den dere were like to many police on site.. den its nt my car.. lol.. den we sing sing den dance den suddenli/... SHIT! ROAD bLOCk SAK! haha.. den all tuned down.. den all balls at throat again.. goin up da nose already.. fer da moment i tot i heard farids balls clapping as in clings on frm his nose.. but yea.. dey stopped too many cars so dey let us move.. loL!

got awae wit murder..

changi was awfully filled wit transexual(thx to shaiful.. da gay pro) and i dowanna tok abt dem much.. its like a gameshow.. "iS it reallI a mAN?" sheesh. some looks so feminine.. some disgusting like fuck.. bleah.. ok.. yea..

den go shaiful hse den slp..

yea... btw mom.. if u reading dis.. those 4 paragraph are bullshit..
realli..

haiz..

2005-08-03T11:53:00.000-07:00

i juz woke up.. its 2 am.. and im sad sae to its da second time i dreamt of someone else dying.. its seems so real.. i wun sae hu died in dis dreams..

but i wun do anything abt it either..

da funny ting is i wasnt sad..

stay alive ppl..

Ruggers bac hoME

2005-08-01T01:29:00.000-07:00

haha.. back frm da rugby trip.. it was damn fun man.. din regret it one bit.. things at malaysia was so damn different.. ppl dun breath da open air.. dey juz smoke.. a 20 sticks dere cost an average of 6RM.. in singapore its $10.. whoa.. ppl buy cigs like dere is no tml.. keep it up n dere wun be.. nobody was stingy wit da sticks.. if dey wanted dey would throw da pack once dey see it is half full.. but once dey chop da passport all stingy like fuck again.. haha.. da powers of a little bridge dey call causeway..

yea.. da match was ok.. we lost 3-0 to da University Teknologi Malaysia rugby team.. yea.. n da team 1 was filled wit mostly new players being ppl hu played rugby fer 3 to 4 months... so.. quite n achievement.. yea.. de opponent wasnt THAT big n strong.. but man can dey run.. its like 0 to 80 in secs.. but.. yea.. lol.. international cap.. WHOO!!

enuff abt rugby.. shall update more once i get da pics.. erm.. wad shall we tok abt todae...

*picks a topic suggestion frm a hat*
*drumrolls*
*fiddles ard trying to find da side up*
*isnt the tension kilLIng u??*
*puts on glasses*
*oH fuCK JUZ READ iT mAN*

seriousli i haf no idea.. my brain is whacked..

oh yea.. lets tok abt ytd.. took my dads car fer a drive.. (no.. i cant drive..) we went lim chu kang area n to kranji resovoir..(wadeve ar..) yea.. tt fren of mine drove 150kmph at da road.. i was like.. FUCK!!. NT MY CAR MAN!! yea.. den when we rested at da kranji resovoir(fuck man.. shuld haf listened in class) tried driving.. fuck sia.. it moved inches.. its nt as easy as it seems.. it was like..

starts engine..
press clutch..
change gear..
hand brake down..
accelerates..

n da engine died..

tried to start engine again..
3 4 times.. wun start.. den realise da must change back da gear to Neutral..
try permutating da steps n u will get to move inches..

dun laugh u fucking bastards hus parents car is auto.. haha.. lol.. its an achievement. lol..

den while sitting at da curb n admiring my achievement.. i received a sign tt it was time to get out of dere.. right frm da spot.. in btw da trees.. a white sign board would be a better way to describe it.. u get wad i mean..

den went to changi.. 4 am plus.. fuck da gays were horrible.. den tt fren of mine tried to pick up one of dem.. he had da most cheesy/corny/pervertic/idertic/$^) face alive..

Pros: u wan to hisap konek? $30 onli.. (loL!! in da corniest gay voice god ever created)
My fren the driver: u suCk my dick or i suck ur dicK?
ME:(balls at throat seeing da pRos face n breast so close to mi..)
shAiful:(stimming and jacking of at da back..)(he loves gays..)
Pros: oh no... i suck urs.. i no konEk..

wtf sial.. so disgusted.. though dey haf nice figure any ger would die for.. once u look at dier faces n hear dier voice.. man.. da birdy juz wanna go take a warm bath n slp..

bleah.. sheesh.. a bad way to end.. cant slp.. eeee..

oh.. i could juz watch war of da world.. its like so god damn boring.. i watched it for 20 minutes i pause da video turn off da monitor n went to slp.. it was tt boring da show was like blabber blabber blabber lightning aliens big arhhhh screamzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

miss something..

2005-07-23T09:53:00.000-07:00

life is getting so boring.. sth is missing in my life.. cant be bothered to do stuff anymore.. i nid some thrills... it is so BORING! maybe i shuld join da beach boys club.. oh yea... fyi.. i haf veri ghey/"kental" frens.. veri.. veri.. oh yea.. watch my frenster.. im gonna upload a neoprint wit my "kental" frens soon.. dey so "kental" i tink dey would actualli do it..

oh yea.. fer those hu dun understand wad kental means rite.. it means like.. weak in a ghey sense.. like if someone walk den act cool den fall down.. den u sae tt person kental.. if ur fren act like a beach boi n den do a stupid surfer pose with stupid expression n singing a beach boys song 325191536 times every hour.. den ur fren kental.. if u still dun understand den u oso kental..

juz when u tink i was kidding rite?

zzzzzzzzzzz

life is so so so short.. half a yr is gone.. mAN.. we dying soon.. lol.. haha.. ever wondered wad u wanna be when u grow up? wad to do wit ur life? ahha.. those unrealistic dreams.. stop studying!! do sth stupid!! life is short.. dun throw ur future but dun waste ur life..

i hate being absent minded.. its kills..

cure anyone?

blE-ach..

2005-07-20T08:42:00.000-07:00

bleah.. i hate frenster blogs.. why does it haf to email u everytime ur fren updates dier blogs.. imagine IF u haf 200 frens.. sae.. 10% use dis frenster blog.. den half of dem update almost everydae.. its FLOODING man.. dey shuld be culled.. (though actualli onli 2 person in my frenlist are using it.. but tink about it*benjamin style*) are ppl tt desperate to be known?

btw i updated my blog..

niptuck is one veri veri *shEeSh* show.. todae dey showed ppl getting a boob job.. n its nt a nice seen.. its like cutting a bun (those bread bun.. duh..) n stuffing tuna mayo in den sealed.. tuck in..
ok dis sucks.. erm... da person hu went thru da boob job.. is.. a.. guy... argh.. sick.. americans? argh..

whEe! hols coming.. though its nt gonna be a hols.. but wheEE! gotta rugby trip.. yea sia.. den da trajan outing daddy saed dey change da date.. coz i cmi.. lol.. im so *Blushes*.. ppl can be so troublesome sumtimes.. hah.. thx guys.. i realli wanna go.. so yea.. change da date.. lol.. bleah..

IOchem sucks.. gd nite dr lim..

yup i tink im goin fer da impossible.. god put a little fate todae.. so an attempt would be gd.. but since impossible is nth.. am i goin fer nth..?

ouh.. i found da link to stop da pain!! da nightmare!! da torTUre!! da mail frm friendster updates on da blogs... *how dumb i am..*

sense nt available right now..

2005-07-19T08:24:00.000-07:00

yeap.. back.. suddenli dun haf da urge to blog.. its like rambling to urself... rambling n babbling n mumbling to urself on n on as though nobody in da world cares how loud u are typing..

wait.. it is..

ok.. im dying soon.. goodbyes anybody??

qn.. should i go for the impossible or let it be impossible? an attempt might help..

oh ya.. cabbies nowadaes are bastards.. some.. wad is it with 1145.. cant dey juz pick us up n wait fer da midnight charge.. bastards.. money minded motherfuckers.. haha.. ass.. n some juz pretend tt dey dun see us.. wtf is dis man.. den when it is after midnight all paiseh paiseh berak cair tink we flagging fer dem.. n wtf-ing cab did i took tt night.. yew tee to cck $5? 5 my $#%^&.. cblc.. da meter was jumping so fast.. faster den 100 meter race..

i hate goin to sch in da morning.. morning sickness.. sick of morning.. to tink i live da nearest among all my classmate n yet im da latest.. n da trains.. singaporeans.. why da fuck do dey haf to rush n push to get in.. to be squeezed like sardines.. and da world most hated, public enemy number one passenger.. those hu dun like to be touched or push(accidentally).. fucking cheebye.. u choose to become a sardine n u dun expect to be squished.. wtf.. go walk la.. da road so big.. fuckers..

ok done.. yeap.. preparing my will right now.. hu wans my ps2? guitar? comp? tv?

b4 tt.. my dying wish..

hah..

died den say.. sad la dis life.....

mY school..

2005-07-09T09:31:00.000-07:00

u noe wad.. i hate dis irda tingy.. its like damn dumb.. y do ppl like to make dumb electronic devices that is can irritate da fuck out of u.. bleah.. oh ya.. a camera could come pretty handy in sch.. lol.. lots of interesting things..

bleah.. being a principal rocks.. (principal? principle?) all u do is sit n and shake ur leg all dae n pretend to be busy.. its seems so to me.. i haven seen my principal yet.. me and fren got a theory tt he is at da staff center making teh ka tai n wiping tables.. lol.. but u shuld see his office.. so damn high up..

and he got like dis security.. fences n stuff...

da red sign is da protected area sign where u get shot if u trespass.. fierce ar.. but he nt dere la.. he at da staff center making teh n kopi..

dun ksiao sia.. siallah. i envy da T14 lift sia.. got turbo.. lol..

haha.. picture speak a thousands words.. haha.. anybody noe how i can put up videos.? lol.. being dumb is hard work.. lol...

naivete is hilarious..

btw.. take care of ur slippers ppl.. n sumone teach mi how i can upload videos.. so i can elaborate further on da slipper triology..

MID-TERM-TEST

2005-07-05T22:57:00.000-07:00

AND WTF? MID TERM TEST. ERGGH.

THIS WEEK IS MID TERM TEST WEEK, I HAVE ONLY 2 PAPERS. BUT MY FIRST PAPER WAS LIKE WOO! WAA! WAY COOL LA, WE SAW SOME OF THE COOLEST SINGHS AROUND, THIS INDIAN AH, I THINK HE SHLD BE A SINGH LA, HE'S FAIR. HE AFTER 20 MINUTES RAISE HAND PASS UP THE PAPER LEAVE LIAO. THEN I BEHIND WAS LIKE : WHOA? MUST BE A GENIUS. MIND U I LEFT 2 ESSAY QNS BLANK WHICH EQUALS TO 20 MARKS OUT OF A HUNDRED GONE, WELL MY FREN FINISHED JUST THE 10 MCQ QNS WHICH HE SEEMS VERY PROUD OF.-_-

THEN I ACTION ABIT, SCRATCH HEAD ABIT, THEN DECIDE TO PASS UP ALSO LA. I JUST HOPE TO PASS. SINCE MICRO ECONS CONSISTS OF EXAM(60%) AND COURSEWORK(40%) AND THIS TEST I TOOK IS PART OF COURSE WORK. AND IT IS ONLY 20% OF THE TOTAL COURSEWORK, WHICH IS REALLY INSIGNIFICANT TO PASS THIS SUB. COS I STILL HAVE PORTFOLIOS AND STUFF TO PULL ME UP. ITS LIKE LOL LA. SEE PPL! COME POLY, SLACK! PON! CHILL! SEE GIRLS! SEE BOYS! OF COS NOT FORGETTING BEATING THEM UP AFTER TT.

OK SO I LEFT AFTER 40 MINUTES, THE PAPER WAS AN HOUR. THEN OUTSIDE ME N MY FREN SAW THE INDIAN, THEN WE WERER LIKE TALKING ABOUT HIMM. HE SUDDENLY SAY. HEY WAD?? DO I GET AN AWARD OR SOMETHING FOR COMING OUT LAST? LOL.-_-

THEN REALISED HE IS YEAR 2, KENA RETAIN. COS HE FAILED HIS COURSEWORK AND THUS DEBAR FROM EXAM. I CANNOT IMAGINE PP STILL FAIL EVEN THO THIS IS LIKE SO EASY TO PASS.-_- THEN WE ASKED HIM WHY SO FAST COME OUT, HE SAY, NEED TO GO TOILET LA.-_- X 100.. WE CONTINUED TO ASK IF HE FINISHED. OF COS HE DIN. AND HE SEEMS RELAXED TO BE THERE FOR THE SECOND TIME AND APPEARS TO BE MAKING PLANS TO E BACK FOR THE THIRD TIME. FUNNY GUY..FROM ACCOUNTING AND FINANCE SOMEMORE.. IF HE SO SIAN OF ECONS STUFF STILL CHOOSE TT SUB.SOMEMORE TT COURSE R4 NEED 13 POINTS THIS YR AND 15 LAST YR TO GET IN U NOE!! WEIRDOS IN TP.

AND GUYS. SMOKING CIGARETTES IS BAD FOR UR HEALTH. CIGARS IS MUCH MORE HARMLESS.

lemon lemon..

2005-07-03T14:29:00.000-07:00

been awhile since i blogged.. nth much happened.. or perhaps.. too many stuff n juz too lazy to post it..

post it..

yea.. ytd was a dumb dae.. its is a well known fact tt a tiger nv change its spots (yea spots..) da dumb-est ting u could ever do at a bar is to spill da drink.. u noe how much dey charge fer a jug of coke..? $25.. n da jug actualli consist of like.. 3 to 4 cans of coke? lol.. ahmapoda.. well apparentli.. tts dats fer coke... coke wit lemon cost $15.. lol.. haa. lemon lemon..

ignorance is bliss... its nt an excuse.. but it sure helps..

to further strengthened our self denial of da different tasting coke wit lemon.. other theories came out.. besides da lemon.. such as too much ice.. or its just coke light.. wit lemon.. yeap..

go figure ppl..

sch is starting to get damn boring.. same ting over n over again.. its like trying to shit, endless hours trying to reach da climax but nth comes out.. bleah da reports u haf to write.. like little wet farts.. haha..

plenty of others tings in da world u juz dun understand.. dun be sad..

no.. im nt drunk.. nt slpy.. nt tired.. its 2 in de afternoon of a boring sundae..

*brains goes into idle mode*

dis sucks... im goin to slp..

*updated*

da wonders of technology n da stupidity of man..

why do man create 3 automatic doors.. onli to go fer da one which is faulty n requires lots of effort to open.. (more effort den choking urself to death..)

help mi comprehend... pls..

Now i know the meaning of busy

2005-06-27T13:55:00.000-07:00

ok be4 i begin i want to tell viewers not to press on soap opera button, got virus. cos i look so retard la.walao! baban when r u going to chg pic!!!

god damn it im so busy. the projects all deadline so near. walan~! but im proud to say i survived and today is the last deadline of the never ending projects! but sad to say still got 2 more, but tt 1 relak relak can la.

i miss kevin tang sia. wonder how is he doing wiith his kappa shoe.

life is so predictable u noe?? i almost predicted every shit that would happen to me. maybe except tt time at kranji when i kena bird shit i din expect. and normally i predict very well wad would happen.ermmm ah!! u all can ask xavier la, i always go predict when he will break n then when will he make another girlfren( ps in tp we cannot sae stead, cos its like so yesterday).

aiya but maybe this time i wrong abit. i predict he within two months after he get in tp he will have a girlfren, but then whu noes within a month got liao seh!! anyway he got girlfren dun tink alot will be interested rite.

girls dont worry im still single. 8188**** , rite there u go, my number..

btw ban if u hate jay chou u will lose alot of girl-friends.. just hide and throw darts..

true PISSed

2005-06-21T02:34:00.000-07:00

FuCk Jay chou! finally realised the true meaning of pissed.. u noe bcoz of tt fucker or.. maybe he din come to singapore la.. but yea.. tt fucker caused such a fucking comotion at lido.. CCB! all da entrances was blocked.. u cant even reach da cinema.. den da escalator for wad.. fer him to fuck da whole way up?

den da knnccb lifts like mother fucking ass waited dere like so god damn long.. how high is 6 storeys anyway.. den my "fRieNds" rite.. (nt the nicholas lim tt one) go inside lift.. leave mi outside.. knn ccb fuck..

if i got a 9mm wit 10 bullets.. 2 i would shot tt two bitch hu was like screaming begging to get fucked.. 1 fer da old man hu took such a long time to buy tickets n 2 for shaiful n farid each for being dem.. left overs most prob fer kevin tang or jay chou.. fuck pissed..

if anybody died ytd at ard 9 to 920 at lido dere.. it could be my fault.. due to my undying passion to kick dier blardy arses..

in the end went to cineleisure..

lesson learnt todae:
alot of ppl does nt means free stuff..

doesnt make sense? exactly.. why do ppl do all this.. idolising to tt extent.. bleah sia..

oh yea.. SPH rocks.. lol.. haha.. finally accepted da application.. so wish mi luck ppl..
farid pls dun stage fright..

oh yea.. batman is quite a nice show.. but da fight scenes is aBIT irritating.. y do ppl make da screen move so much? da cameraman haf to dodge swords too? juz stand still fer FuckIng sake.. but overall its gd.. cheesy ending though.. lol.. da script writer probably put da last line as..

da man wit da specs: i haven thank u yet..
batman: *some cheesy lines would do, leave it to da actor*

if arnold szaesfauirger(u try spelling it..) acted as batman he most prob would sae id be back..
bah.. its just damn cheesy..

*fill ending here..

erm?

2005-06-19T10:38:00.000-07:00

erm? my heart is pacing faster n faster.. is dis it i wonder? haha.. fate is funny.. it tries to make ur life as coincidental as ever.. den comes karma.. to make tings bad.. or gd.. but yea.. haha.. so.. how does one make coincidence into fate.. haiz.. i haf no idea wad im tokin.. lol.. im feeling weird.. like butterflies flying in my stomach trying to go out thru da ass..

opps i farted..

so.. yea.. which comes back to da main topic of da debate
How does one makes coincidence into fate..

but b4 we begin.. u must fully truly understand da qns which i obviouly dun... hmm..
which leads to da next qns.. tt is..

Is this it?

maybe its juz any fag.. coz my life is full of faggot trying to make n ass out of my life while i wonder why ppl appear in life at funny times n goes out juz like chococruch.. while others hu stays but just let me miss dem like da guy miss da cookie crisps cereal.. perhaps i am hungry but tts above da point..

maybe i shuld jus try make da most of it.. hu noes.. could be it.. i wished la.. haha.. which goes to my next favourite song tts is.. Live twice..

if we could onli live twice.. haha.. easier ma.. lol.. put gameshark codes or wad... so since u cant n gameshark codes is not compatible wit life.. we shall jus sit and hope it doesnt go awae.. dun go awae.. yea..

oh yea.. da song is nice btw.. dun go away by oasis.. i hummed it during ms2425 until my cher gt sick of it.. lol.. oh yea she is nice.. i would haf been nicer if i remember her name.. juz noe tt her full name is online two words.. like.. Lai Yan.. sth like tt..

yea crappy entry.. but its da nite la.. idle minds gives idle tots.. n idle tots nt organise well will gif lots of unuseful information hiding da useful one.. juz like da library..

gif idle tots a rest..

weeKs being passed..

2005-06-18T10:33:00.000-07:00

argH~ dis is fuCKed.. da weeks passing so fast man.. one moment it was monday da next moment it was monday again.. killed myself alot todae... i woke up at 6pm.. wad was i tinking man.. yea.. im feeling veri fucked now.. lol.. haha.. wet dreams..

maybe bcoz i haven met uncle sam fer awhile huh? lol...

bleah.. haf i said sph sucks? yes no? yea.. suddenli lost interest in playing da guitar.. plus my ears have juz gotten deaf.. oh yea.. AFIQ goT lAPTOp siA! den hE acTIon IT briNg untIl eSplAnade.. wiTh da boX suMMoRE!!!

fuck la.. i nid more coincidence.. lol.. haha.. though.. sumtimes coincidence nid to be made.. fuck la.. im bored.. ppl entertain mi.. singapore is so boring.. any interesting place to go? suggestion? i hope da IR haf sumtings fer us to play wit.. oh yea.. i wanna digi cam.. anybody wanna buy fer mi? haha.. i wanan go into fotography.. lol.. haha.. like fun la.. either tt or im bored.. when i buy my irda reader fer my comp den i post more fotos..

restless.. even though i rested alot.. tonite so warm.. oh yea.. my neighbour passed awae.. sad ya? but yea.. ppl die.. btw.. he was old.. so its ok.. tts y ppl.. u gonna die soon... 17.. lol.. ticking by da moment.. nid excitement in life? lol.. haha.. u ever wonder wad happens when u die? haha do u... wake up n bcome ghost.. or go to da underworld wadeva.. or is it just like slping.. u dun even wake up.. its like gone.. or u wake up den its judgement dae.. lol.. haha... try n tell mi huh? sad la.. when ppl die.. its like gone.. its like u take picture of sumting so unique den sumone reach fer u fone den go delete it.. its gone.. u cant take it again.. dere is nth similar to it.. yea.. so.. haha..

so ppl.. b4 u slp.. take a moment n ponder abt dis.. i bet u wun be able to slp.. lol.. haha suddenli u haf so many tings to do huh? dun slp la sial..

haha.. *lovesick?* lol.. haha.. erm.. haaa.. lol.. lmao.. haha i still nt sure wAs tt means..

heE~ gleamS

2005-06-15T00:44:00.000-07:00

haha~ heE~ wHEe~.. eat nt full.. bathe nt wet.. lol.. *whOO* *flyinG*.. ultramAn~ flying in dA galaxy.. haha.. yea.. whOo.. *lovesick*

ok.. yea.. polY rocks.. i ponteng 1 dae n 1 lessons already.. haha.. lol.. its bad la.. to pon.. but sick la.. realli sia.. keep sneezing.. all ur fault oso.. dun miss mi la.. but no nid go see doc fer mc oso.. so quite lacs.. lol.. suddenly feel like young adult.. nobody ask u do anyting de.. lol.. haha i feel so FrEe! haaa..

oh yea.. finally confirmed tt my sch is haunted.. yea.. no wonder so many ppl died in dere b4.. a few tings i noticed in sch tts odd:

1: A bird which is usualli found in da forest.. small.. fluttery.. like a bat.. n flies alone in da field as it approaches nite..

2: an urge to drop down frm da ledge whenever u look down.. (maybe its just mi ar.. but yea.. tt time i looked down.. like haf ppl asking u to jump)((but maybe its just mi..))

3: haha.. dis one is fucked.. deres a banana tree on dis oddli small open plot of land behind da fc5... behind pizza hut.. (realli.. check it out..) yea.. my sis used to work at tt outlet.. n she n her riders oways see n hear funny tings during night shift(ard 1230am..)..

da night walk was fun/eerie.. though da one which mostli scared us was da seniors.. bleah.. haha.. i wasted my chance to walk da nightwalk alone.. bleah.. so sad.. haha.. wad to do.. she was to damn cute/pretty/nice/sweet/ahHh to resist. *In a dazE* *lovesiCk* lol... *blusheS*.. omg .. lol.. haha.. but yea la.. haha.. wad to do..

hmm.. yea.. lol.. haha i tink im infuated.. lol. aha wad de hell man.. loL!... nah im juz kiddin.. take tings as it is.. lOL! sialah.. bual worlD peace sak.. ahaa..

oh yea.. haha.. sumtimes life will find ways to disappoint u so tt it could surprise u wit da better future.. so yea.. try harder.. nxt time we sent application form everydae.. SPH SUCKS..

A Day Without Handphone.

2005-06-13T20:56:00.000-07:00

trust me u will not imagine how agonizing it is when u go out without ur hp.. OMG !!

so the day started.. i had my lunch+breakfast well.. = brunch , but this word sounds so sucky.aiya anyway, my fren from tp rang me up reminding me to reach early for my group meeting..so i ..

deli: similan?

fren: meeting ahh!! must come earlier. then shun bian accompany me eat chicken chop.

deli: harna harna.

so after this crucial n important convo ended, i swept my phone away to dunno where n did not bring it out with me!!!!!!!

and wads worse is i reach school, n was at the long long long corridor where all the computer labs are. and i cannot call anyone to noe where they are!!! wow laU x10!!so i searched the room 1 by 1..wow lau!! then alas saw one of my group member..so relieved!!

u noe how helpless i felt..u noe how alone i was?!?! and the hole day i felt uneasy n depressed.. the feeling is weird.. without ur phone its like ur day is spoilt ..

so try it.. try going thru a day out without ur phone..
well..learn to cherish ur phone..

u bloODy FuGgER!!

2005-06-08T08:09:00.000-07:00

eh.. typo la.. haha.. its rugger... haha.. yea.. made up my mind.. joined rugby~.. haha .. wad da hell.. lets play a new sport.. haha.. fun la sial.. easy game.. like wad shaiful oways sae.. da rule is basically.. u see da person holding da ball is nt ur teamate.. slam him to da ground.. grab da ball n run..

dey made mi play lock.. which is basically da one hu puts dier head in btw ppl asses during a scrum.. but pls la eh. dun be dumb like shaiful.. he put his head under dis guy balls.. faggot sia..

hmm... been awhile since i blog.. haha.. nth interesting la.. though i got a black boARd.. haa. nah la.. its a FIM.. haha.. hha doodle board.. haha.. mi n fred call it FIM.. For Idle Minds.. or a short form of fimin la(farid's crush).. hah.. mine is black board.. his is white board.. ppl feel free to join da FIM community.. but dun pick black or white.. (its da paper by da way)..

fuck sia.. im sneezing like mad now.. dunno which idert is cursing mi or which lovely gal is missing mi.. or which virus has infected mi..

oh yea.. fuck u too ar.. lol.. haha to appropriate ppl.. haha.. yeap.. its u.. trust mi.. its to u...

actualli not many tings to blog about already.. coz i write at my black board already.. ahha.. crap.. btw ar.. i tink rite.. rains makes ppl dumb.. fuck. i was stuck at da bustop fer 15 minutes bcoz sum idertic fucker dunno how to wait.. n another dunno how to move.. A fuLL buS iS a FUCKING FULL BUS LA~!! PPL pLS!! dUN waIT FER 15 minutes in hope tt pPL in da buS diSappeaR.. n TO DA FUCKiNG fAGGOT hU DUnnO hoW to moVE.. u FuCker.. if i NOE hu u ARe i whACk ur fuCkiNG ass unTil uR bAlls Get StuCk in uR throAT..

deli sure dun haf dis kind of prob de.. coz he take first train.. lOL! 540.. ahhaa..

sum words of wisdom to ponder on..

"which comes first.. stupidity or da idert..."
-han, the piSsed

i am busy!!

2005-06-04T10:44:00.000-07:00

omg omg omg im finally getting a life. i've nvr felt so occupied since the last 6 mths. gd n bad la. but nonetheless i love the vending machines ard my school. and the sandwich vending machine. so cool!~! but it would be better if they had vending machines tt have fried rice fried noodles like thos in japan.

and this second week of poly is super occupied. mostly taken up by cca trials n stuff. floor ball is so cool, totally changed my impression of this sport. in kss i tot floorall was the lamest ting ever with near 20 ppl scrambling for one ball.

but canoe polo is fun too!~!~! but the training is 10 times more shiong then floor ball. although can become muscle man but very xinku la. and the pp tt wants to join canoe polo are mostly weird ppl..-__- how to win trophies liddat??

so most prob i will be joining one of this two. im more confident of getting into canoe polo cos the pp whu went became lesser n lesser. while floorball still got like an army of ppl vying for the places. so c how first lor.

anw the spaghetti carborana n kway chap n chicken chop at my school not bad, but the chicken chop inconsistent wan, sumtimes nice, sumtimes salty, sumtimes too much pepper.

today 4d pp organised "CLASS OUTING" n wanted everyone to go n have steamboat together. from past experiences of CLASS GATHERINgS me n baban went thru, well maybe me onli la, its sure a "GAY-WEEKIAN-aND-FRENS-GATHERING-IN-THE-NaME-OF-CLASS-OUTINg".n i will be treated likei was nv there so mite as well i practically dun be there.

maybe they r using the contrast theory. like an apple looks redder when beside a bunch of wool like tt. 4d(i mean gay weekian n frens) united la. so when they c xtras like me then they will feel tt in contrast gay bla bla.. lets call them GWAF. gwaf.lol. ya so in contrast they seem more fun, more united. we shld consider gwaf as a terrorists organisation. the traumatise pp's secondary school yrs. like mine. huh WAD?? oh emergencey news?? SARS??

Newsflash on 5: this evening several 17 yr olds died in an explosion while they were having lame steamboat at marina. Police have carried out investigations and found out they were actually GWAF members.

well..they got their deserts.eh no!! no!! dun tink i dun love my class. in fact i do!! they made me feel wad LOVE is like. wad crap. at least i noe im gonna have a 1000000 times better relationship with my current class.

xiaolong zhou nu, xavier's new fren fren seems ok . i tink most prob they going to liddis liddat soon. well, at least i get along wif her, so i wun mind so much if she's ard.hmm.

and ya!! i got so much project sia!! now i dun even noe how much i have n wad is the deadlines for specific projeccts..waa gonna be so damn busy at de east side. enuff le, byby guys!

Am i actualli busy?

2005-06-02T09:06:00.000-07:00

haha.. yea.. been busy fer da few daes.. nv go online... ahha no time to blog.. now i noe y ppl oways nv online.. haha.. sch was fun.. lol.. except da microbiology and chemical process organic n inorganic chemistry.. which is half of wad im learning.. yea.. so damn sucky...

i was late on da first dae.. it was a dae fated to be late.. da lift juz went pass my floor.. missed da busand train by a few secs.. da first train at jurong was a do not board train.. yea,.. so.. erm.. my fault meh? so im proud to sae tt todae was da first dae im ON TIME fer my first lecture.. ppl congrajulate (shit forget how to spell... onli noe spell microbes n tings tt i dunno how too spell le..) mi..

met another new ger todae.. JUNE~ actualli started to tok la.. lecture wit tt class.. WHOOO~ lol... quite pretty eh.. LOL~ hahahh.. i love meeting new ppl... like fun la make frens.. deli u shuld learn this n dun depend on mi so much ar.. lol..

oh yea.. its fucking fuck tt we must pay adult fees.. i juz noe tt da tertiary card is adult fare.. damn fucking fuck sia.. da concession oso like 97.. wad da fuck put so ex fer.. den jc studs student fare.. like so bloody unfair.. den dey dun encourage us to haf part time job.. wad da fuck la.. crap la.. DO SOMETING LA... haiz.. write petition oso no use..

yea.. tt sucks..

oh yea.. i enjoying da first week.. though i wanna ponteng some le.. lol.. haha..

HELLOOOO EVRYONE IM DELI !!

2005-05-30T23:08:00.000-07:00

hello! if theres any cute ladies from SP which subhan made acquaintance of, im the 1 tt subhan had alwaes been talking about!! the good looking guy?? yeh tts me.. Tan De Li last time from kss, now im in TP(temasek Polytechnic)..

huh? wad did u sae? oh my number.. u can get it from subhan ya..

eh wad? date? ahh next time k, i'll try to squeeze time for tt..let me blog first..

woohoo~!~! first time bloggging in this new cool looking skin with compliments for my blog partner aka ex taf club member baabaan!

ok so i went for tp's orientation( 2 days) totally lame n cheesy, most of the time we're just sitting there watching selected pp playing telematches. n tt student leadere will keep urging us to OI here n Oi there. if not its some stupid ole ole ah ah ting. ok so it was over..n first week in tp was slacked.. now is the beginning of second week.. my course htm( hospitality and tourism management) is very cool, as in the things we learn. n tp is a cosy campus. so for ppl in da west side but hopes to go to tp? distance??? its all in the mind.. if u do go n is sum1 from the westside, gimme a call n maybe we can go to school together eh?? this applies to girls only, if u r kevin tang or wad pls stay away..

my class, theres like 25 ppl i think , i guess more, onli 5 guys..many pp sae liddat i happi la.. alot of girls in my class..but no chiobu oso lol xP. but they all r cool ppl.

btw i went tp with xavier. now i dun tink i will be seeing him anymore. he is 1 big bastard nuting to say, starting he keep saying he made no frens the keep complaining like he damn sad liddat. now tt he had got some new frens( of cos mostly girls, xavier leh. wad u expect?) , i din c him for like 4 or 5 days straight. n he oso dun care bout the pp a da west sidE`~~`!~! woohoo.

ok so i tink tts all. buhbye..

HonEy stARs: retuRn of dA sLF Lord...

2005-05-27T00:27:00.000-07:00

yeap.. slf lord.. ttS mi.. im da SLF(pronoUced as "silF") lord.. haha.. da SlEepY Like FuCk lord.. yeap.. ahha.. woke up earli slpt late.. n as todae.. im no longer supporting acmilan.. first half score 3.. i tot dey blessing mi n letting mi slp earli... tot its a sure win.. in de end dey loST.. idERTS~

oh yea.. todae went beggin at orchard.. of all places.. oh yea.. found out tt my class is a bunch of slackers to.. oh n so happen tt one person in my class could haf dropped out.. so correction.. dere is 12 ppl in my class.. btw.. my class.. or my soccer team.. werk fer 1 hr.. or so.. sat down at coffee bean.. den go play pool. cool hor.. collected $3.60 of which $1+ is mine.. lol.. singaporeans are pathetic.. lol.. aha mi too~ haha.. den i went ard look fer other female freshies.. loL~ ask fer nAmes.. im so bhb.. lol.. haha but.. dere onli 2 gers n my class. desperate times come fer desperate measure..

n to shirley da ger wit da cute yellow braces n brown eyes n sh0rt hair.. loL~ u look cute ger.. lol~ aha.. tag mi~! lol.. haha..

haha hu cares la.. im being frenli/making more frens...

den went to changi.. fetch my spsu "grandma".. lol.. man can she hug tightli.. lol.. haha.. spsu shuld actualli change to.. sbpsu.. so buay pai seh union.. dey do dis lame dancing tingy in da airport.. i was nt involve in da ting n fer a moment dere.. i was nt a part of sp.. n i din noe i could move awae frm anyting tt fast..

den rite.. gt one part of da airport.. gt dis baby.. damn cute.. i tink 1 yr old onli juz learn to walk de.. den playing wit her family.. den i like opened my arms towards her.. den she ran to mi.. lol~.. haha.. den she hi 5 my other fren.. den rite.. her father toked to her.. tell her.. "ger ger.. u see dis guy.. ger ger flirt flirt" den da baby wink her eye rapidli.. loL~!.. aha damN cuTE sia.. lol.. cant bliff a 1 yr old ger flirted wit mi.. loL~ ahha lame sia..

well.. tml will be da first lesson i pon.. lol.. orientation la.. so yea.. lets jjuz pon.. haha.. others hu went sae is a waste of time.. so yea. freshies are not dumb..

deli update leh..

New skIN~! wiT olAys new whiTeninG Cream~!

2005-05-26T01:56:00.000-07:00

yeaP~! gt a nEW skiN.. cuTE ritE? vERI cuTE ritE? n coOl ritE? n styLE riTE? haha.. i dun care.. i made it so it has to be.. haha.. i have finally understood da word PAINSTAKINGLY.. n deli.. if u nid help to put sumting in da lay out.. ASK ME.. haah.. u suck at html... lol.. ahha.. its cool.. so yeA ppl..

WELCOME TO CHANNEL SD~!!

yea.. ok.. to update on my life.. sp was quite ok.. if i keep dis getting lost ting up fer da nxt 3 yrs i will be slim in no time.. walk ard da campus alot.. oh yea.. da greatest worse news.. i haf 13 ppl in my class..

13~!

so rite.. if u do ur calculations.. in my class.. i can onli meet 12 new ppl.. coz 13 ppl include mi..
n out of da 12.. onli 2 gers.. 10 guys.. my class wun change fer da 3 yrs.. yeap.. so if i wanna be a loner n juz stick to my class i will meet abt.. 12 ppl in sp.. yea.. times like dis i love TRAJANs.. lol..

12 is like.. so little sia.. so fucking little.. 12 is like a dozen? even a STH(i forgotten) of grapes haf more den 12 grapes.. television oso haf more channels den 12.. da button on my keypad oso have more den 12.. wad de fuck.. haiz..

but ya.. i will survive.. im sociable.. lol.. heh..

oh yea.. den tml i having flag day.. haha.. suck sia.. at orchard.. lol.. ahha.. nvm.. im gonna socialise wit my class first.. haven even exchanged name yet sia.. lol. haha.. im gonna be da frenli one as uSUAL.. lol..

sp principle look like tiko.. lol.. dirty old man.. lol~

hmm.. my toOth is still growing.. its nt realli tt painful.. juz irritating..

oh yea.. intro mi gers eh? haha.. i dowanna turn gay.. lol.. pity those mme or eee ppl.. class all guys.. nowonder older men tend to get gay.. younger gers bcome les due to gers sch.. older men get gay due to all man classes.. lol..

ok.. tts abt it.. cheers to da new blog skiN~! *piANgS da bEER boTtlE*

NEWsFLAsH:i haf 13 ppl in my class..

liSTEn wHEn da Wise Guy speAKs..

2005-05-20T20:23:00.000-07:00

yea ppl LISTEN to Me.. lol.. haha.. yeap.. im bcoming wise.. lol.. two of my wisdom teeth is growing.. ouch man.. im tink im goin into a coma soon.. now its above irritating already.. n yeap.. on account of my new tooth i would like to share sum wise tings i learnt fer da pass few daes.. LOL~

woRds of da wiSE guy paRT 1:
timE heal evERyting.. even computers... when ur computer get fucked up n doesnt allow u to connect to msn.. n at da same time.. ur hp spoil.. i noe.. u feel lost n lonely.. lol.. yeap.. but.. juz take a long nap.. lol.. say a prayer b4 u on da comp.. n it will be ok.. loL~ n.. remember to check if ur phonebook is saved at sim.. on da paper it writes.. "data will be LOSE".. yea.. tts siemens for u..

woRds of da wiSe guy pARt 2:
do not do a diving header on a concrete ground.. its like goin into push up position without ur hands in an ice skating ring.. except fer da mere inches u move..

woRds of da wiSe guy pARt 3:
whEn u trying to close da door slowly n with stealth.. be aware of where both of ur hands are.. one is at da knob and da other hand should nt, SHOULD NEVER be at da pivot area..

by being dumb.. is where u learn.. its ok to be stupid.. yea? i mean it..

cant tink of anymore right now.. but yea.. tts about it.. man dis hurts.. punch my teeth out.. but hey.. im wiSE~ lol.. bleah..

did i sae starhub sucks? yea.. it sucks.. n ppl.. if ur hp spoil abit rite.. dun try dropping it on da floor in an attempt to make it better... in de end it wun on at all.. yea? more words of wisdom..

anyting tt makes u ponder n wonder? is sumting bothering u? tots stuck in ur mind? leave a note n ask da wise guy.. lol~! ok.. ask anyting peeps.. i will be wise fer quite sum time..

frEe ad oF da dAE~:
anyting tt makes u ponder n wonder? is sumting bothering u? tots stuck in ur mind? leave a note n ask da wise guy..

dry wateR?

2005-05-17T02:26:00.000-07:00

wad is dry water anywaes.. hmm.. can water be dry anyway? lol... slpt earli ytd... so todae apparentli in a ok mood.. haha.. oh yea.. my ears are ringin.. jammed fer 4 or 5 hrs ytd.. fer fREe~ lol. haha... yea.. but it was fun.. either way.. had fun..

neither wae im still tired..

btw.. juz now gt dis show.. scare tactics.. on first look.. its like any other punk'd, candid camere, gotcha n wad haf u.. but on da 10th or 11th look.. dis one is dey punk in extreme/lame/wun happen de/impossible waes.. like in movies.. haha.. zombies.. MIB.. so lame.. yea.. but.. ok la.. imagine u in tt situation.. sure veri funny.. lol.. i can bcome movie/tv/games reviewer eh.. lol.. review..

oh yea. u noticed da way i like to act naive n dumb(sumtimes im juz plain dumb la..) in hopes tt ppl bliff im naive thus making dem stupid? well.. its backfired tt dae.. ive nv been so insulted.. heh... da sky was flashing wit lightning.. innOcent mi said.."oOUU PpL take pICtuRE" den poSed*^_^V*.. da second time tt happen i did da same ting.. den dis guy, my fren la.... said.. tt onE is liGhTninG lA.. nt camera... n he insisted tt i tot it was a camera n he was trying to correct mi while da rest of dem were like staring at his DuH~-ness.. haiz.. i feel so sad.. insulted.. traumatised.. lol.. haha..

tts how dumb ppl are.. so ppl.. dun oways tink tt ppl are dumb.. u could be more dumb by believing dem.. lol..

but im oso dumb la.. but nt tt dumb until lightning n camera flash oso cant tell da diff.. sad la dis guy.. bleaH...

"dumbness is in de eye of da beholder"
-han,the traumatised

bleah.. haha.. yea.. its sad.. after looking at so much tings in life.. u will finally understand da meaning of nothing else matters.. lol.. life is short.. haha.. but dun tink abt death.. do nt imagine ur death.. do nt tink abt dying.. dun ever tink wad will happen if u die.. dun gif god suggestion.. heh...

running awae..

2005-05-13T03:16:00.000-07:00

haha.. played mah jong todae... lol~>. i feel so dumb.. haha.. i suck at chinese... lol.. i cant even read it.. lol.. haha.. ok.. yeap.. gt see ppl buy 10 m&m at one go? lol.. nah.. i dun crave chocolates.. caramEl.. tt is da sweetest ting ever.. tt i crave.. ahha.. bleah.. lol.. choco is nth compared to tt.. lol.. heaven..

bleah.. i wan my sugar drink..

being neutral rocks.. but hey.. da pressure frm da axis power can cause serious problem if u haf a soft heart.. lol.. y cant dey leave mi in peace.. i treat ppl equalli i hate ppl all da same.. lol.. heh.. so as u can see rite.. da onli reason swiss managed neutral fer so long is tt dey haven met my frens.. ya.. lol.. haha..

nah i love u peeps still.. lol~... i dun lie lo. ahaa...

3 simple steps to get to get to slp fast n asap..

step one..
drink milo...

step two..
tok to slow replying ppl..

step three..
stop blogging..

its nt tt i dowanna slp early... juz tt.. its uncomfortable when u try to slp.. knockout slp is da best..

died-

is talKing to urself healthy?

2005-05-11T10:35:00.000-07:00

lol. haha.. everybody toks to demself.. crappy mi.. lol~>. im so bored.. haha.. heh.. counting da number of 'ha' in da first few line u can safeli assume tt im in a good mood eh? lol. hehe.. nt sure y though.. but wad de heck.. feel free to curse n critise mi now.. lol. u are no better.. haha..

lol.. sth funny/ironic happened todae.. lol.. imagine dis grp of ppl gossiping.. den.. all of dem are frens la.. when dey are together la.. can click..(dun worry not in da circle of friends hu noes mi well.. abit off da circle de..) erm.. den.. A was unhappy wit this B.. B wasnt there.. C D E F are juz neutral party.. n im G# la k?... so ar.. den A said to da rest of da notes.. "B is so out of tune.. in front of mi B sae i sound like A.. but den behind sae im A#.. pretend to be nice in front of mi.. 2 faced.." sth like tt la.. lol.. so.. by A saying bad stuff abt B in front of da rest of da notes.. doesnt tt makes A sound like B? haha.. tts y dere is A# n Bb.. lol~ so officially A has bcome A#..

so.. da moral of story is.. get a tuner.. loL~!! i juz love crapping.. but yea.. u get it? juz treat everyone nice la.. dis world is full of misunderstanding n envious ppl.. gif dem benefit of doubt.. even o lvls oso haf tt.. lol.. yeap.. world peace.. lol.. wad would be funnier if u actualli find out tt B is tone deaf n actualli A is A, nt A#.. den A would be so embarrass bcoz he was being bad to B.. lol.. haaha..

ok la.. fer ppl hu juz dun get my speaking.. my guitar wiring broke la.. so to express my saddened i tok abt tings in musical terms.. lOL~!! haha.. n im oso tone deaf.. sad sia.. tts y i G#.. haha i hear it as G..

oh ya.. punk rock sux... yeap...

remember ppl.. do not listen to uncle sam.. lol.. haha..

i suck at expressing myself.. lol..

oh ya.. traJAns are nice ppl. lOL~>. ahha..

tiP of da dae~:
get a tuner..

K J E

2005-05-09T03:14:00.000-07:00

no lA.. kje dun go no erp de.. but.. wad de hell la.. eh deli u baik ar.. anyhow put my number dere.. lol.. later ppl spam it how.. loL~.. haha.. since its dere. yeap.. to vote juz tag.. save ur smses.. lol..

yea.. its nt tt im so free sia.. its wad are u so busy wit sia.. everytime see u online.. tok to u nv reply.. either u bz.. or u damn dao sia.. sure gt gf wan.. deli gt gf oways like dis.. eh?

-nonsense mode activated-

oh yeap.. u noe. ppl can be so evil when dey dun tink hard... so rite.. actualli.. evil ppl are those ppl hu dun use their brain much.. coz da most evil acts are usualli acted out of ignorance.. or unknown selfishness... haha.. when u tink onli abt ur self others.. bleah.. dumb humans.. me included..

crappy shit summore.. my back hurts..

i nid a break.. haf a kitkat.. but kitkat sux.. man i nid sugar..

btw im lazy to change da front page anymore...

missinG-

E R P

2005-05-08T13:05:00.000-07:00

this post has nuthing to do with erp. but aniwae u told me to post so i post 1.i wonder how u post so regularly.so free siak.

ok the time has finally come, for us to decide whether we want to continue the crusade to knock sense over with nonsense with this weblog we have..

but be4 the council decides..

u decide.. sms 98471657 to vote..

ok trying to crap again.

btw tt is subhan's no.

reloAd..

2005-05-07T09:22:00.001-07:00

welL life hAS tooK n unexpected turn of event dis pass few daes.. da camp was great.. met lots of ppl.. n cool frens plus family.. lol.. its funny sia.. lol.. but yea.. damn funnny camp.. lol. lucky i changed my mind.. lol..

yeap.. i dunno wad to sae le. let deli blog la.. im boring.. no one understands mi.. i feel so sad n deprived of attention.. lol.. haha

my back hurts n im burnt.. so wad else is new.. its like michael jackson getting a nose job.. haha n he losing his nose..

i din noe life was so complicated sia.. is it realli tt complicated. wait.. if it issin.. den why am i even tink abt it.. bleAh.. lol..

haiz.. tokin little is nice fer a change... da repercussion is still unheard of.. bleha.. ahah.. tts wad dey sae la..its like cs.. Crapy Shir.. lol.. bleah duh sia like this..

gone..

haha.

2005-05-07T09:22:00.000-07:00

LIFE STORIES

2005-04-30T02:05:00.000-07:00

warning.. cheesy life story coming up.. x is juz a few hundred thousand pixels awae..

i waSted liKE.. 6 hrs of my life todae.... loTs of fuNny/iRonic/unpredicTabLE/verI vERi stupid stuff hAppEneD todAE.. wEll foR oNcE..i wokE up eaRli.. 1249.. recoRd foR da eaRliEst TIMe AWaken wiThout help OF alarm cloCk oe IrrITaTinG nAggIn.. hEh.. da alarm clock to wake my couz signalled mi to slp..

tt WAs juZ a cheesy warm up for da main piece of cheese..

lesson of da dae.. shaiful n subhan.. shuld nv be put together.. it bcomes.. subful or shaihan.. u get oNly sub-full... wad da fuck is shaihan.. put farid in it.. iw could be farhan full.. see makes sense.. dis double(sub-ful) combo is like long john silver combo one.. makes u half full... n in de end u juz get shit..

well.. apparentli.. we ended up goin to bukit timah onli da two of us.. apparentli ppl haf busy life like feeding da stomach of hungry barbarians n influencing the mindless minds of kids(dey work at a food canteen n toys r us) yeap..

on fone wit ful..
me: eh.. todae follow me go bkt timah buy strings eat n den go jurong creative warehse buy my earphone..
Ful: OK~! (write tt in amaths paper u will get same grades as ful..)

well..we gt dere.. yada yada yada.. we ended up jamming 2 person.. loL~>. how dumb is tt.. ahha.. ppl.. do nt try dis at home.. it is dangerous n could traumatise u for life.. haha... it WAS so dumb.. hah.. well.. after regretting tt.. took bus 61 frm dere..
"yea~! 61 goes to jurong east" insisted me adamantly..
"hmm.. it could be 66" whispEred me to myself.. deep in my heart.. lOL~

ignorant is not bliss for this case.. we waited fer half n hour b4 da bus of destiny came.. gd things happen to those hu waits.. da bus went to BB..

it seems simple.. but if u are in da story.. u will feel so dumb like mi.. but at least it was better den last time..

*last yr.. Sunday evening.. sunday is fateful dae..
"yea ApeK.. sweEleE.. alOT oF music instRuMEnT.." said shaiful wit hope n trust to da taxi driver..
"oH~!!! i NOE~!!! deRE alOT oF OF music muSic tings~!!" exclaimed apeK WITH eyes full of confidence n strength.. his aura of confidence brought warmth n comfort to both of us as we ride of in his comfy taxi..
(upon reaching)
"ok.. reacH lE.. mAN mAN lAi k.. slowli pick" said happy apek as he completed da life changing quest...

(Shorten story)
da shop sells radios.. tv n stuff.. yea.. music things... da gd thing was tt swee lee was nearby.. but.. thx to da mixing up of blocks number.. we din find it..

(Scenario tt could haf happen at da URA)
Developer: here is block 49.. 50.. 51.. 53.. 54... (so on~) ok done..

5yrs later (after construction completed)
Developer: opps? i miss 52..
Foreign worker: AiYA~ derE gt onE plACe... biG biG.. one flAT enuFf.. beside sweeLEe.. *points to n undeveloped/deserted/enclosed/sibei ulu area abt a few thousand meters awae frm block 51...
Developer: oH yA hoR~ so smART LEh U~!!! i shALl hiRe mORE of u guys.. (tts where da high rate of unemployment for singaporeans come..

well.. found it.. 3 hrs later.. closed..

every sub-ful story must haf da bus element.. so..
"ok.. lets juz wait at dis bus stop n take da next bus.. it will go to an interchange.." sAid shaiful, cool as cat in a fridge..
"wOW.. shAIfuL so sMARt SEH~" praISed me.. tokin in my mind la.. as if i gonna sae it to his face..

scene 1.. waits for bus, sitting at bus stop.. 6 15pm..

Ful: bus is so slow..
Me: yea lo.. (shakes legs)
man runs pass..

scene 2.. 15mins later..

Ful: u got money to take cab?
Me: no?
same man run pass..

scene 3.. 25 mins later..

Ful: dis song nice ar..
Me: yea..
song was repeated twice..
same man run pass..

scene 4.. 15mins later..

Ful: whOO~ bus comE..(damn fucking exaggerated)
hopS onto bus.. scans happily...
ppl in da bus stares deepli into my eyes.. are thEse humANs? am i sUppoSed tO bE intimidatED? i wiLL noT~!! iT iS a publiC trANspOrT~!
same man still ran pass in btw dere..

scene 5.. 1 min later..

bus ApeK: ok aR.. get down interchange..
same man ran pass..
mrt station 5 minutes walk awae..

so peeps.. yeap.. let it be a lesson to all.. after all dis talk i wan u guys to learn frm our mistake.. shed sum light into ur life.. haiz.. life is veri funny.. so.. wad i wanna share wit u guys is.. get a bus guide.. do not take bus u dunno....

life story is fun.. which u prefer?

oh btw ppl.. sweelee closed on sunday.. pls refer to da noTE up dere*

leSson of da dae~:
get a bus guide..

disclaimer:
im juz trying to be lame.. none of da names use here was to show tt sumone is dumb.. ppl dying or wad due to dis post gt nth to do wit me n is purely coincidental.. *sumpah bEb*

NT goIN DowN yEt~!

2005-04-27T02:11:00.000-07:00

bLEAh..hAHa.. sTupiD shiTty tinGy in lifE.. hAha.. bleaAH.. duN u finD it irrItatin whEN tinGs hapPEn whERe u Dun hAF aNy FUCkiNG ShiT to prevEnt it fRM hapPEnINg.. likE sO daMn fuCkiNG ShiT.. buT wad dA fuCK ar.. U NOT GETTIN ME DOWN~ So FuCk u.. n u.. n u.. n u TOo u bloDdy fuCKER.. lol..

hAHA.. i juZ loVE sWearing.. lol.. ahha.. obvioUSli ivE bEEn in bEtTEr moOd.. bleAH.. n yEs.. im stIll tRYing to Stop sweARing so muCh.. i noticed my swearing now like auTomatic sia.. nT manuAl.. like wanna sae dumb.. automatic get fucking dumb.. maybe i din realli swear.. i juz tink tt i swear but all the ppl ard mi dun even noe tt i swearing coz i din swear n mi imagining tt i swearing tot i sweared...

why is it call swearing anyways? evEr listened to da sonG "i swEAR" b4? lol.. *sinGS* i sweAR~ bY thE moOn n DE staRs IN dA skY~ *siNgs* lol.. ahha.. so like mi now.. sweariNG at nITE.. bleah i waS fuCKing piSs.. im AT a ALl timE doWn sInCE march 22.. loL~.. ahha.. shiTty..

so.. on a lighter nOTe.. we shouLd plAY chORds progreSsion dmAj CmAj gmAJ.. bleah.. i noe nuts abT it.. but.. those 3 chords are suPPosed to makE u fEel moRE hAPpy.. lol.. bleah.. im crappy shit talkIng..

acTualli rite.. diS worlD is a vEri.. how do ya explain it.. erm.. peaceful/busy/affects everyting ard it/doesnt concern u... bleah.. series of contradictions.. as i said b4.. i will nt repeat myself.. lOL~ *ElsoN lAme sec sCh joKE* but yea... realli.. find time fer urself.. find a great view.. looK at pPl..
dun loOk at pPl fuCkIng or tryIng to smOOch.. lOok at ppl minding diER own bUsiness.. lol.. appreaciate da world better.. lol..

buT im Still fuckIng pissed.. lol.. afteR all thiS fuck fuCk shiT fuCk u all still dunnoe why im angry abt.. bleah.. lets jus sae im veri possesive of my stuff.. especial if ppl take it without permission n breaks it.. fuCK rite? so seriousli.. wad da fuck am i suppose to do? buy a safe? loCk my roOM? its alreadY lOCkED.. fuCk iT la.. tts life.. bleaH.. claiM monEy to bUy a bEttER one.. lol.. bleaH..

its sucks.. but doesnt tt makes u feel great? LOL~

oh yea.. by means of a feedback... i forgot to lower da profoundnity lvl... bleah.. nowonder ppl dun read this shit.... its like listening to our "DEAR vp" mr ong talks.. lol.. it juz doesnt make sense. lOL.. i onli remember one ting over all da yrs he talk.. tt is... kranji has 1440 students n teachers including non teaching staff..

oH yEA.. btw went Sp TodAE.. whoA.. da pPL derE is lIKE suPeR enThu/buAypAiseh when joIned together is aka ENTHU-SEH.. lol.. yea.. orion is cute.. lol.. haha.. tink i will haf fun anyways.. n heard da sch gt alot of suicide case.. n apparentli.. its bcoz of ppl getting lost trying to get to foodcourt 3.. its so confusing.. "foLloW dA yeLloW tunnEl" saiD da kiND n friendLy enthusEh-gUy.. haha.. u will be fucked by the number of yellow tunnels u see.. lOL~..

i shoulD reaLLI reaLLi fiX my slpiNg pattERn.. i dun even SeE da sKy glOWinG brigHT no more.. erm.. haF lA.. whEN i slp AT 8.. bleah.. i realise my morning starts a 1.. bleah.. afternoon gt lost in trasition.. but wad do ppl do in dA moRNinG anyWayS?bleaH.. im goNna attEmpT to slp noW.. heh.. coz sum dEAr soul shOwed coNcERn abT my slpin pattErn.. so.. to shoW i appreAciate it.. yea.. nites..

minD boggLinG phraSe of da dAE~:
its sucks.. but doesnt tt makes u feel great? LOL~

oH? so Tts y...

2005-04-24T02:52:00.000-07:00

lOL~.. u noE riTE.. haha.. life is fuNNy.. y cant u see tings clearly da moMent u see dem.. why do u oways tend to.. mistaken tings.. try to hArd... lol.. damn those signpost.. lol.. i noe dis topic keeps getting repeated. . but wtf.. it does happen over n over again.. so ppl.. dun assume.. dun be ass... dun be u.. dun be me.. BE suRE.. heh.. lol... n dun tell anyting to ur fren whom u haf a shaky relation wit.. lol.. dey could be ur ex fren.. lol.. let it settle.. lol..

life is funny u see.. those hits n misses.. coInciDence.. haha.. dis kinD of tinGs aRE liFe n DeATh.. hhaa.. if ur unlucky.. u might miss preventing sumone death.. if u are lucky.. lol.. hu noes.. nine months later u create a life.. lOL~!! u noe.. simple tings rite.. like.. juz goin back into ur room to get sth u forgotten to take can cause loTS oof tinGS to happEn.. haha.. like missing a glance of sumone.. unbeLieVAbLe?

when u turn back to take da tings rite.. u come out.. lets sae.. 10 seconds later.. u miss da lift.. causing u to wait.. 30 seconds more.. u missed da bus.. causing u to wait.. 5 minutes more.. thus so.. 5 minute 40s.. by the time u reach dere.. da person left.. duH~.. sad... lol.. so dun be so absent minded..

Time.. so precious.. but y ppl waste time..?

haha.. is it realli possible for anyone to be.. TT naive.. coMe on la.. haha.. maybe rite.. i shuld provide a naive/processor spd test.. those hu wans to sign up for this juz go out wit us for one day.. haha.. when u ask sumone to make a call.. n he saes his keypad 9 n 8 is spoilt.. wad does it mean?? nO~ dun ask how come it is spoilt.. lol.. dun ask if spoil temporIly(wadEva it supposed to be) or permanent.. haha.. lol..

waD? Dun PReTEnD and laUgh ok~!! haha.. after furTher invEsTigation.. turn 4 out of 8 dun understand.. so.. laughter nt equal understand.. lol.. haha..

wrestling is one cheesy ass fucked show.. haha.. lol.. haha.. its like a well produced soap opera.. if days of our life had a few bucks more it would be like this. haha.. i like tv critic..

lol.. -edited out- right?

kk ppl.. cheer up.. raise ur head up.. look at da skies.. admire da moon.. count da stars.. sae hi to ur neighbour.. kiss ur mom.. fuck ur wife.. do sth meaningful.. u gt all da time in da world to be sad n sulk after u die.. lol.. haha..

y does iT oways ends dis way..

vERi ovERlookEd fACt oF da Dae~:
coInciDence.. haha.. dis kinD of tinGs aRE liFe n DeATh..

pOLy bOY~

2005-04-22T04:47:00.000-07:00

lol.. ahha todae did enrolment.. crappy shit sial.. ahha..like 2 hrs plus.. so many tings to see. bleah. pretty chicks too.. ahha.. lol. ahha.. met my pri sch fren dere.. 3 of them same course as mi eh.. haha.. qiao? ahahden mi n one of dem fite fer queue ticket.. lol.. pri sch ma.. din wanna join da any camp at first.. but den. wtf la eh? haha.. ahaha.. bleah.. n ppl.. dun juz sit at every counter u see... sum tables haf a sign tt writes "INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS" dUh~.. ahaha..

tinkin wad cca to join.. i must take up at least one sports cca sia.. haha.. sit down play guitar doesnt help mi to keep fit as u can see.. lol~ ahah.. bleah.. or martial arts? lol. nah.. nt my type.. later i "baban-ing" dem.. ahha.. its an official word ive been told.. lol~

haha.. wtf sia.. do u noe tt.. life is boring.. haha.. boring go n die la. haha.. bleah.. n i hate stupid ppl.. come on la.. my pen no ink u wanna scold mi.. uwriTinG on DA bEd.. likE duH~! of course da ink will llike haf dun haf.. den sae hu y u use water based pen.. comE oN lA~!! iT writes dere.. BALL POINT PEN.. haiz.. haiz.. so wad am i to do? lol..

hmm.. wAd dA fuCk iS ambush makeover.. stupid la.. come on la.. pls.. u noe y da show end up at 230 am in da morning.. coz its a lame copy of xtreme make over.. n its juz dumb.. lol.. stupid show.. haha.. bleah.. (nt nice dun watch arr) yea.. im nt..

whEe~ cant wait fer sch to starT.. ahha but i veri not enthu leh.. but enthu oso.. ahha lOL~ haha.. crappycheesyasScRAckshitfuck.. lol... im getting so crude nowadaes.. lol..tts wad my fren said la. haa.. ok.. tries to cut down da fuck fuck shit fuck.. Haa..

FYI rite.. do u nOE tt lIFe iS shORt.. haha.. imagine u 40.. do u noe tt u will die SoOn? ahha.. haiz.. life man.. not cursing anyboDy.. but.. imagine ur eyes is candle.. den da candle like burning out... now our candle can sae is 1/4 way thru.. n da light still quite bright ar..u still can do tings make mistakes.. can see everthing.. but u 40.. halfway thru.. dun u tink like u would wanna do more meaningful stuff.. but haf so many commitments.. n when da lights starts to get so dim.. when u dying.. wad would u do sia.. b4 it blacks out..

sad ppl have to die... n sum ppl haf shorter candles.. some get da candles blown.. can u imAgine liviNg ur lIFe withoUT Tt sumoNe no moRE.. imagine like.. i take awae ur tv or radio.. haha.. lol.. like bleah.. haha.. wad to do.. ppl die sumdae.. so hu wanna die first? its a pity eh? somedae.. we will haf to see each other die.. haa.. sad but true..

saD buT true faCt of da daE...:
we will haf to see each other die..

oldies..

2005-04-19T05:48:00.000-07:00

u evER wonDEred wad wilL happen To u whEn u groW old.. hmm.. beEn openinG my eyEs widER abit lately.. been Seeing mAny olD ppl doiN funNy stuff n jobs.. hmm.. do u tink whEn uR olD n hunch-ing u will be at mcdonalds clearing up trays? bleah... i saw dis guy.. he din haf any teach.. n he was eating dis bread wit raisins.. but he pluck out da raisins.. weird eh? haha... den he dip da bread into 100 plus.. ahha.. wow.. imagine deli doin tt.. haha.. no Deli.. obS does nT help to prevent tt frm happening.. wad if i end up wit no teeth?

b4 we get to dat age.. we must live old enuff to get to tt age.. so.. ahha.. old le den sae.. i 70 den i blog back k.

bAH im youNg at heart..

hI~ im 12.. lol.. nah. 12 is kinda old.. 9? haha.. its a matter of perspective whos old n hus not.. ppl sae 17 is young.. but i tink im old.. but u noe sum 12 yr old tinks dier old. lol~ haha.. once i saw dis grp of pri sch gals.. most prob 12.. and dey were like tokin so loudli tt i would haf to be deaf to not hear it.. den dey were sayin sth like..

*girl 2: why did u haf to call ur parents come sch?? no nid to do tt..
girl 1: aiya.. but she scold me bad word seh..
girl 2: she scold u bad word.. u scold her back ar..
girl 1: but i veri hurt seh..
girl 2: how can like tt.. ppl scold u, u juz scold bad word back ar.. u shuldnt bring ur parents in.. we are old and mature already.. must be independent.. ppl scold u juz scold back..*

so

is girl 2 realli mature? haha.. stupid ppl.. its like so.. dumb and immature.. haha.. well.. actualli.. dis kids learn dis frm adults.. old ppl.. coz sum ppl so old yet still so childish n petty. haha. im childish.. bcoz i wanna be.. haha.. lol.. but sum are realli so.. nt acting dier age.. which 50++ yr old lady whines? anD coMplaiNs in a veri cRudE manner.. i heard it b4.. so... bleAcH!

dis prove tt u dun haf to be old to be wise..(no.. tt girl 1 is noT wiSe) n when u old.. u nt necesarily(sch sae not necessary(oso not correct spelling) learn dis word) wise.. n whEN u are an aduLt.. u onLI busy.. so.. when are u wise? when u tEen n yoUNg aduLTs? bAhahhaaha~!!! tTs da age where diER hoRmones surGE intO diER boDy.. coZing dem to do funnY stuFf likEs.. fiGht oVer pETtY stuFfS(Dis tYpE gANgstER aloT do.. haiz..) and fite over nonoks matter.. haha

bleah.. tt was all da common tings i saw.. so.. actualli.. it depends on da person.. or.. it could juz be my perspective.. bleah.. im old... coZ im so damn absent minded.. haha.. anybody haf any methods to make my absentmindedness go awae? its irriTating... im dumb.. bleah.. whERes uncle SAM? ahah.. bleah.. tinky too muchy again..

its funny not having anyone to share ur daily experiences wit.. heh. wheres da FF or RW button?

dun mind my crappyness.. im under da influence of insufficient slp

UNcLE sAm'S advice of dA daE~:
obS does nT help to prevent tt frm happening..

/sensitivity 99,99?

2005-04-17T03:42:00.000-07:00

oh my.. lol.. haha.. so dis is wad blog does? haha.. lac ar.. dun so angry.. angry later kanna sell.. bleaXh... like u all nv tease/condemn/wtf-ingf mi b4 rite? haha.. bleah... fucking nonsense ar nv.. if cant accept being tease like this.. dun tease others.. simple as tt.. *buT da TInG gT nTh in cOmmOn sEh(tak de kene mengene seh..)* so fuckINg waD? ppl sumhow get hurt rite? haha lol.. heh.. bleah.. so hard meh? heh.. we can juz grow up n get over this.. lol.. i prefer dat..

well bleah.. we haf to grow up somedae.. once poly starts i hope our mind matures n dun play fucked up pranks.. so HurTing lEI~ haha.. y u treat mi like ThiS.. u noE i vERi huRt lEi.. lOL~.. ahha.. ideRt eh..

bleAH... cHAnge chANnel.. bleah.. golf.. hmmm.. haha.. lol.. saw sh funny juz now.. u noe rite.. if u like wanna intro or mention a song on u blog rite.. u shuld realli go to extreme measures to get da correct title n artist name.. unless da song damn undergrd den u might get it wrong la.. but iF u suPER conFidENt ar.. den still wrong ar. ahha baik already... haha.. come on la.. haha.. lonely by aircon? haha.. sorri ar.. heh..
*devIl: its fun making fun of Ppl.. hEH*
*angel: ya.. but nT too MUch ah.. *
*deviL:yeA.. buT dEy leaRn frm it.. UnlEss deY are stuPid iderT ar.. kEhHEhee.*
(copywritten frm a song)

skali is realli aircon not akon? lol!

lack ar.. dun so sensitive.. paiseh paiseh mah.. ppl make mistake... i oso make stuPId miStake.. loL~! damn stupiD.. ahha.. so.. juz haha n get over it.. and i realise rite.. u onli feel paiseh abt stupid things u done when ppl actualli laugh at u.. u guys gt try like falling down or do sth stupid in public but nobody see.. u wun feel embarrassed(sCH gT teaCh dis woRd but i duN carE) haha.. try it out.. lol.. but make sure i nt ard.. ahha.. yea.. i noD prefect ether.. so juz accept it ar.... ppl are shitty n fucked up.. haha tts wad da fella to da left n right n ontop below under ard n inside of u is for... heh.. buT pEACe k? ^-^ V.. lol~! revenge is no way to settle tings..

use a gun..

haiz.. sad dis world.. goin to end soon.. bleah.. ppl die earli k.. some endings are sucky.. imagination is better..

rEminDer oF da dAe~:
sad dis world.. goin to end soon..

bits n pieces.. (of da past)

2005-04-16T04:20:00.000-07:00

bleAH.. dun u find tt sumtimes da past rite.. juz come backs to u in small little little pieces.. lol. tt thing has past.. u juz find sth so similar to it.. like.. u lost ur booster(da type u frm baby de) den u buy new one... den u put da same cover for da new one.. dun u feel like.. u noe.. remINiSce~(ya.. i spelled it wrong.. u gt problem?) lol.. n no.. i did not lose my booster.. lol.. its still wit mi thru da whole 17 yrs of my life.. lol.. haha.. i tink.. unless my mom changed it without mi noeing.. oh no.. it smells different~! nOoOoooOoOooOOOO~!

so..

as i was saying b4 i was ungraciousli disrupted.. wad do u tink abt dis kind of tings eh.. shuld we kill these stuff?? or juz accept it to reminsce da past? if u guys tinks its a... get mi a gattling gun.. i haf lots to kill.. lol.. bleah.. no its nt a threat.. its a tot.. i mean da getting da gattling gun part..

u noe rite... i tok in dis fucking confusing manner in which actualli can be summarised into one sentence.. but i dun.. y? bcoz da truth hurts.. lol.. ahha sumtimes its nice being long winded.. lol.. like sum ppl hu rather juz shuld dier mouth n sae ppl change fer da worst.. lol.. haha.. like go cut ur hair u noe?? haha.. lol.. but hey.. loL~ change is gd.. it woRse whEn u dun change u noe? if dun change rite.. i tink ar anytime plane can land on u... *pSsT(as in radio crackling nt da call ppl tt psst) psST~ hEre Is da capTain speaking.. da plane will be landing in a few minutes... dun nid to buckle ur seatbelts... scream n jump.. its nt gonna be a bumpy landing.. trust mi..* loL~!! wahwha... dun get it rite? see.. i told u im nice.. loL~

as chEonG keat woUld sae.. PWNED~!! lol.

btw i not tokin abt anything particular.. lol.. am i?

hmm.. after spending abt an hour tokin.. nah.. nah bits n pieces of past is nt da past so hu cares? wad are world without strangers eh? ur corridor lo.. yea.. its frm strangers we make fren.. so how can we dun tok to strangers eh?? so.. hmm.. take.. it as its gd.. lala. kinda nice.. heh.. *blushes* wtf u blush for?

haha.. eh.. deli.. tell u sth..(dis part life story ar bu nvm.. i like to share funny stupid things) lol. haha.. u noe rite.. when some grp of ppl slack rite.. later sumtimes gt this one person ar..(nono.. nt shaiful) tok to ppl on da phone den run awae one corner be alone ar.. lol.. den da other grp of ppl (nt mi afiq farid n atiqi ) sianed n hungry walk awae n da nt atiqi din treat us pizza ar.. lol.. den rite.. haha... we tot.. tt da person hu is nt shaiful will call us or look fer us skali.. we eat finish still haven come.. haha... so rite... moral of story... if u ask ppl come down n slack... realli to slack until ppl come late oso scold until like fuck... dun go tok to nonok on da phone.. nonok can tok at home k? lol.. haha... hmm? nonono... nt talking abt us todae..

ChEesY phrAse oF da dAE~:
wad are world without strangers eh?

Could u bE loVEee~

2005-04-14T01:02:00.000-07:00

lol.. no.. tts not she will be loved.. n yes.. tts a crappy title. aha.. i juz heard a song n it was singing tt phrase over n over again.. reggae ma.. ahha..nt realli tt over n over agian la. but ok la.. crappy shit sia.. haha.. im running out of ideas on wad to tok abt anymore.. lol.. nvm.. my crappyness will nV eND.. muAHahAhaa.a.a *point pinky at lower lips* muAHaHAHahaa.. muAHAhahhaa.. muaHAHaaha *couGH*... lalala.. wAIt. loOk at tT.. iT loOKs liKE a giANT-

see.. tt wad movies can do to u.. u shuld see wad box office hits can do to u... or wad ur fren can do to u if u intro sucky box office hits.. maybe we shuld ban moVIEs~!! yeAP~!! ALl ThiS moVie shOW shOWs bAD moral bEhAviOUr(MOLE MOLE moLE) n LOts OF sKIn.. yeA.. sEX sex Sex... violEnCe goRy~!! bad sEnse oF humOUR(whu driNks shIT rITE?)~!! lAME!!! n mORE sEX~!!! SUpPOrt ME~!! we sHOUld BAN thIS~!!!!

nah..

btw my fren power sial... he found awae how to make free calls using fone.. realli... u wan make calls free of charge? simple~!! juSt use ur frens phone.. loL~! haha.. tts is if ur fren dun gif u a tight slap.. lol..

master of lame..

nah nt master.. ive seen better..

ok yeap.. wHEre were wE? oh yea. nowhERe.. yup.. nowHERe juZ liKe.. bangkok traffics as deli described.. it goes noWhERE.. aha lol.. well.. even sumwhere is nowhere rite? i tink rite.. bangkok rite.. da traffic slow rite.. is bcoz of da women dere.. drivers all checkin it out. den slow.. or some gt service while in traffic jam.. whoA.. lol.. ok shall stop..

whOA.. juz noW i diD sumTing Tt i diN do fER suCh a loNG timE.. so fuN mAN.. lol.. at first i was like on my bAck.. den it was tt fun.. But tired looking n holdin up... so i turn ard n on my belly.. whoa.. more fun sia.. but.. den i tried upside down.. juz for more pleasure n challenge.. haha.. i din noe it could be so much fun.. trying to figure out wad is wad.. it can be confusing u noe.. when u in tt position.. lol.. i shuld get more ppl to do dis together.. realli... well.. now.. but now im done wit it.. so.. i haf to buy a new book to read.. lol..

poly starting soon..cant wait.. haha.. lol.. sch rite.. is like a love hate situation.. u love sch for da fun it gifs u but rite... haha.. da ppl in dere can gif u hell. ahha.. but haha. i love sch.. haha.. pity mdm mah for all da shit i gave her.. lol.. sumone help mi apologise to her k? ahha lol..

last words

ermm.. u noe.. sumtimes rite.. u fEeell like life.. is pulling u into dis bIG blAck hole.. nonono. nt asshole.. hole la.. like da hoLE in all of my socks.. lol.. wad? laugh at mi? like urs no hole.. NO hoLE hoW u puT in sIA.. haha.. ok.. yea.. i guess da hole is like tt.. u haf to go into da hole to for life to haf a purpose.. like da sock.. without hole its useless.. ahha wad da crappy shit m i tokin.. im profound lol.. yeap.. haha.. this goes to prove.. da hole is gd.. ahha once u get comfy in it.. lol..

pRoTESt oF dA dAe~:
we shuld ban moVIEs~!!

3 daes of hell..in bangkok, By: De Li

2005-04-12T01:29:00.000-07:00

eh copy la buy zen.

HELLO everyone..im deli..16 yrs old, birhtdae on 5/5..

i went to bangkok again for the past 3 daes.going to bangkok last time was a total mistake..cos of tt four faced buddha, my parents thot evrything went smooth for me cos of this four faced guy(they even told me to thank him for my Os, eh come on la, im smart tts why).sometimes ah, want to recognize him very hard..cos got four faces.baha LAME. ya..then every yr have to go bac to return the favour..YAWNs. as if a four faced brudder wasnt enuff, this yr we met a new guy, to be told in the later part..

ya as usual the bangkok girls quite attractive la..they dun exactly have fine features and stuff tt made them look gr8. but they just look good la. i think i noe why thailand so many prostitutes..most ladies there got a high level of sex appeal. dun sae i bian tai, cos its obvious when u walk ard there..BIG AH. X0

YA another thing.this is the first time i took a budget airline there, jetstar asia. walan eh my first impression abit ruined.lol. they gave me a NTUC receipt and told me " Sir, This is your boarding pass."but quite ok la, the food on board not ex oso..but the stewardess not chio.and their uniform like star trek de costume liddat..

the first nite we went to visit four faced buddha. then second dae saw this chinaman. this guy baik. he told my parents bout this god called lucky god.sian diao la.. then took the tuk-tuk to the place..my father damn enthu bout paying respects wan..siao liao, he even told the person there, we will come agn.(go urself la.)

i think why bangkok alwaes got ppl go wan is cos of these few statues they have.pp develop religious commitments then have to go bac everytime. walao bang kok sabo sia.heh eh bhabhan, i suddenly remember the bangkok joke,baha.

and i must say something. u all shld see how my tuk tuk breakdanced on the road against the flow of the cars.i nuting to sae about their skill.

anyway i dun like bangkok at all, i cant live there for more then 3 daes. its realli hectic i tell u, just sitting at the roadside look at how the cars move u feel very stressed sia.

hmm ya tts all, apart from tt i tink the good point bout bangkok is everything cheap.ya with 150 sing dollars i think i bout 500 dollars worth of stuff in singapore. so yeh, jus remember dun go there for more then 3 daes.

biRd watchiNg..

2005-04-10T03:44:00.000-07:00

nah.. bird as in ppl.. its interesting watching ppl do stupid stuff without them noticing.. for example like.. ppl tokin to demself.. (he is practicing his presentation skills i tink.. looks like sales agent) den.. like.. ppl.. smiling to demselves(haha.. dis is sick) oso like ppl hu arent sure of themselves(this i feel is a problem) n oso ppl hu do stupid stuff like throw bottles across each other to see hu can catch dem... well ppl will oso observe u ar.. but.. so wad eh? haha..

oh ya.. btw.. tt dae i went fer da medicAl chEck up... There WAs ONE tEst TT wAS sOOO hARD~!! it took one hr fer mi to finish.. da urine test.. loL~!... haha.. it was in da morning.. aha.. i juz could go... i got a pleasant(spelt correctly?) surprise oso tt dae... saw my Pri Sch cRUSh~ lol~!.. shE go sP~!!>. cheM enGin~!! sAMe CouRSE~!! loL~!!.. dejAvU~ haa.. stupid sia.. haha.. lol~>. bAh.. heh..

sumhow i feel tt thinkin is a veri unhealthy ting to do.. lol~!.. yeap.. coz they make u do stupid stuff... haa.. i nid slp... yeap.. dun stressed out ok ppl? lol~
no~!! im NOT TOKIN ABT MYSELF~!! lol.. read this phrase sumwhere. ahha why do we tink faster den we can speak? ahaha.. so we can tink b4 we speak.. ahha.. im too cautious.. or juz dun plain tink

sum ppl are funny.. yeap.. they shuld realli let sum tings go... lET IT Go~! care i Do NOt.. hey.. past has pass... get n umbrella.. dun go bother me.. i found mine..

im down on money again.. haha.. im like oways low on cash eh? haha.. lol bought a zEn TOdAE~! whOoO.. aha.. yea la.. deli got zen b4 mi big fuck la.. obs big fuck la.. yeap..

wow.. dis entry is sucky...

quote of da dae..
we tink faster den we speak to tink b4 we speak

stupid quote eh?

why u hit my back?

2005-04-07T05:09:00.000-07:00

which is worse? being deaf or having a earphone blasting in ur ear? haha... lol.. saw sth veri funny juz now.. heh... i tink.. for ppl to communicate.. i tink its better being deaf..

scene 1:2 deaf n mute ppl having a conversation as dey met at da bus..
*hands moves*
*hands moves*
alot more hand movement.. but juz by looking at dem.. i can understand fairly well n dey understand each other by dier facial expression..

scene 2: 2 guys wit a earphone blasting in their ear as dey met at da bus..
*dey remove one side of their earpiece to "assist" in their "hearing"*
guy1:u juz got back frm work ar?
guy2:ya.. i goin home.. u oso live ard here meh?
guy1:yup.. i goin home oso..
loL~ n after dey turned awae.. dier expression was like.. WHAT? lol.. weird.. haha.. but sum ppl.. dun even nid an earphone in their ear to be like this.. haha.. NO~!!! NOT ME~!! REALLY~!!! *self denial helps*

heh... it funny how tings changes... one day u like red.. another day u hate red.. haha.. but yea.. change is gd.. ahha.. gd tings happen to ppl hu change.. eh.. nono.. but yea.. it does happen.. but change for da worse is bad la.. but.. if u are bad den how must worse can u get rite? haha.. lol.. but bah.. change has changed.. waits.. well glad tings changed.. greater feeling of self satisfaction.. im happY~!! lol.. WAD?? u not happy?? da X is onli a few thousands pixels awae~ dun read it~! lol.. haha.. bah.. whus listenin to my crap.. loL~

da most denied fact of da dae~:
self denial helps

whus back?

2005-04-06T06:18:00.000-07:00

DELI AR~!! U SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~!!!!!!!!!!! KUA KUA KUA~!!!
haiz.. sad la dis kind of ppl.. nono.. nt u.. zhan xian la.. eler.. paiseh rite? wan to berak cair rite? bah... deli now act le ar... ppl go tp htm oways veri act de.. dowan go wit sp ppl... act sia..

btw ar... siallah... wanna enrol into da sch oso hard.. juz put us inside la.. so ma fan for wad eh? if i had known dere was soO much paperwork.. i would haf studied harder n go to a gd jc.. *wadduh??(zhanxian style)*

yeap.. life is at a stand still... its so still tt its chilling.. shiverlling.. im bored... routine routine routine.. so boring.. like soap opera.. but soap opera is juz fucking too fucking dramatic.. stupid sia.. but sum ppl do watch eh.. so i dunno eh.. lol.. n bad production too..

hmm..i wonder... y do some ppl sumtimes... rite.. juz haf to be an ass... i mean.. y do dey do stuff tt they noe will make others dislike him... mi? maybe i do tings tt make other ppl dislike mi.. but.. i dunno? but sum ppl do VEri OBVIOUS tings like being veri veri abusive of tings/power... one day rite.. i cannt tahan already.. i call spiderman.. den he sae to tt person.. with great power comes great resposiBLE*i dunno tt guy name accent* bRUR bRUr~!! bah.. hmm.. maybe i shuld do research on characteristics of ppl n why are dey like tt.. dun bliff tt da day u were born at coz u to be like tt.. starsigns are propagandas(c6 fer humans.. wad ya expecting? correct spelling?)

juz like ppl.. once dey make an impression tt sumone sux rite.. dey juz tend to look at sucky side n nt da gd side.. mistakes are so focused on tt da gd tings dey do are nt being looked at.. come on.. support da yellow ribbon project.. gif ppl a second chance.. yeap.. ive been to jail... if onli i rolled a 4.. i would haf missed da go straight to jail square..

but ya.. human are human.. we are dumb creatures tt can tink.. but dun usualli do it...*dis includes me* n do stupid stuff.. damn stupid mistakes.. but we learn.. haha.. but dun learn da lessons until da lesson gets so harsh n tough until buah peleh kat tekek(balls at throat) yeap.. so da onli way to compensate our stupidity is to forgive each other, mend our ways and forget.... it.. loL~

since when do i tok dis kind of nonsense?? [since u nv slp la] wad?? hu typed tt? [mE~!!!] who are u ??? [im am YOU~!! you arE mEE~!! mEe GOreNG~!!] *wuddah*(zhan xian come here type de..)

leSsOn of dA dAE~:
da onli way to compensate our stupidity is to forgive each other, mend our ways and forget.... it..

guess whus bac..

2005-04-04T21:39:00.000-07:00

wudda(zhanxian accent)..
what the hell is happening?!! i cant log in since dunno how many donkey ages ago sia.finally deli can post..
im going to make use of this chance and sae as much as i can.

shivers..

2005-04-03T00:21:00.000-08:00

hMmm.. fEel SO fREsh.. deSpite beIng vERi slpY~ u noe.. like sumtimes.. u are so slpy yet.. like.. feel veri fresh.. Ya? old stuff fresh frm da garbage... u noe? haha.. im in a veri FuCky mOoD.. nt as in i wanna fuck la.. like im feeling veri sarcastic... but i wun mind la.. but hu would rite?

ok.. where were we.. oh ya.. nowhere.. yup.. nowhere... juz like kranji's family walking dae... dey went nowhere.. i love da rain.. dun ya? what? hu says dey must walk in da rain.. take da umbrella..

im so lacking slp..

7 tips when u are feeling slpy..

tip number 1:
do not wear contacts.. even if u are blind.. if a blind man wears dem when he is slpy.. i bet he still cant see..
like duH~

tip number 2:
tok to someone interesting who would make u tink alot and ask u lots of qns for u to ans...
u will be so irritated by tt someone tt shutting up tt muthafucker would be on top of slping..

tip number 3:
minimise da chatting.. u wun tok sense..

tip number 5:
dun blog.. u will miss tip number 4..

tip number 6:
do not go to orchard and meet ur frens... u will juz wanna go home n slp.. thus wasted ur time... rite shaiful?

tip number 7:
dun listen to tips frm other slpy ppl...

yup... or u could juz forget all this and juz go to slp..

guilt is sth u juz cant get rid of wit time... it juz grows deep inside... happy tots shuld be left alone as absence make da heart grow fonder... regret on da other hand... is juz not right to be left alone.. anger is sth u cant get rid of by losing it.. dun get angry n be frustrated.. frusration kills da mind.. sadness grips ur tots.. holding on to u.. nv letting go... while happiness is abt letting go of da sad tings... so..

where is my guilt at? whos regret wit? does my heart grow fonder? im seldom angry.. did i lose it? shuldnt u feel frustrated tt u cant find IT? doesnt it means tt being happy is to lose ur tots?

this goes to show... slp is veri important..

y am i shivering?

important notice of da dae~:
slp is veri important..

life story..

2005-03-31T23:59:00.000-08:00

haiz.. todae.. i woke up... dere wasnt a smile on my face no more.. haiz.. i was so damn depressed... why did it happen to me?? again?? haiz... it was so painful... i noe i did lots of wrong to deserve dis.. but.. haiz.. i tried to be better rite? haiz... i tot i was goin to be happy forever.. i tot changed and nothing in life will ever bother me again.. y doEs DIS fUCKING SHIT OWAYS HAPPENS TO ME~!!! haiz.. i continued to lie on my bed.. haiz.. tears was starting to form on my eyes... da past does haunts u.. but... come on... dis is to much.. to be revisited... god.. pls.. once is enuff... haiz.. haiz.. Y aM i SO FUCKING STUPID... haiz.. since i am stupid.. y not be more stupid... i found da pen knife tt i hid to stop me frm cutting myself.. haiz... da pain i felt was too much... im sorri.. i disappointed u guys... i juz had to distract myself frm it.. haiz.... i slit my wrist.. once again.... haiz.... it din help.. but i juz keep cutting myself.. haiz.. i juz couldnt take da pain.. da feeling of being tt hurt again was too much.. im weak.. haiz... i tried to stop da bleeding.. but if juz kept bleeding.. as i watch da blood drips... i tot.. how would u guys feel if i told u abt dis... haiz.. sorri.... im so sorri..... haiz... but i know u guys will noe it sumdae too.. da bleeding stop but da emotional pain was still dere... as i wipe of da dried blood frm my skin.. i could see ma skin cut so deep... da cause of my sudden sorrow... haiz... deeply engraved into me... da ting tt i would nv forget....
april fools.............

(no words could descibe da joy n laughter to those whu fell for dis... im sorri... im juz way too happi.. does whu feel angry.. im sorri.. haha i noe u guys love mi..loL~)

real joy of da dae~:
no words could describe da joy n laughter

less irritating?

2005-03-31T03:05:00.000-08:00

why is school such a long way to go.. heh.. suprising tt i wan sch eh? haha.. realli.. its way too boring here.. like.. so damn sian.. haha.. da onli reason tt i ponteng when sec sch is tt.. actualli.. i stilll like to slack at home.. but when u ponteng rite.. u fEel tt u haf done sth for tt dae.. an acheivement.. lOL~.. a challenge.. haha.. so da during da times tt u slack off.. u will feel a GREAT sense of satisfaction.. loL~.. ahha.. heh..

hmmm. money talk again.. dun u juz find it irritating when ppl sae.. "nonono its ok.. i will pay first.." and now he is like hunting u fer da money back as in u OWE him.. come on la.. b4 i continue ar.. dis. din happen la eh.. haha.. yup. come on la.. its like tt person offered to pay.. and like u had da fuckin money in ur hands n i it was goin to reach da person hand when tt person noblely decline n wanted to pay first.. if tings like this happens.. dun u tink tt it sucks.. lUckY it din happen.. realli.. lOL~? haha.. baH.. now i haf no money.. stupid idert.. haha..

and ppl hu lost at pool rite.. should realli like admit defeat and sae da other person won.. is it tt hard? lol... i wouldnt.. so why cant u admit rite? heh..

trying to fix da habit of typiNG iN da Up anD doWn waY.. i read back my entries.. FInd it irritatin.. haha.. lol~>.. i irritate myself.. lol~... how irritating can irritating urself be.. irritating sial.. haha.. man.. i must be veri irritatin...
loL~.. how irritating it would be if sumone wrote one iRrItating paragraph abt being irritatin.. irritating wun it be? haha..

i thing i blog alot.. haha. dun u tink so?? if i had a dollar for everytime i blogged.. i think i would haf $17 dollars.. haha.. wad was tt for.. ahha.. so shuld blog more? getting sleepy le.. tink will slp earli todea.

what u dun haf u dun need it now.. heh.. quite true eh.. haha.. so ppl hu are lacking sum stuff.. and so mad yearning for things.. juz relax.. u dun need it.. n to ppl hu dun haf food on da table... .... ...? ya.. haha.. nono.. seriousli.. hold on.. god is merciful...

maybe we shuld all juz share our stuff.. gif it to ppl hu nids it.. but.. ppl would oways wan more.. human nature.. ppl hu hafs lots of money would onli wan more.. haha.. wad? mi? i haf no money.. nah.. juz $23 now.. haha.. my parents haf.. lol..

n ppl.. u shuld jus let things burn.. haha.. abit weird im da one saying it now.. *stAnds PRoUdlY* ive gRown.. haha.. realli... i was like so small when i k2.. loL~>. haha but realli.. "leT iT bURn~"saID da old wise but still veri cute man..(tts me~)

QuOte oF da dAE~:
whAT u duN haf u duN neEd it nOW..

tEst-ing

2005-03-29T05:53:00.000-08:00

hEh.. AlamAK~ braDeR?? wad teSt seh?? lOL~ ahha.. alar easy de la.. chinese.. anyhow stroke de la.. haha.. no nid woRry.. haha.. wah best seh got teSt sEh dun faiL seH later pAi seh~ haha..

well.. tinK.. u shuLD tink harder.. haha.... iM stiLL all smilEs heRe actuAlli.. HAha.. juZ so RelIevED.. haha.. although abiT pain ar... dun U tink tt whEN i gT sth in my mINd u guys just dun get wad dE FuCk im tokIn?? haha.. juz like da ComP.. whEN u run Too many program dey giF u shiT.. shiTty.. ahaHaAa... n itS nT liKE my fAUlt rite? ahha.. oUch... ahha.. tt hurts actualli.. ahha.. buT hu caRes.. haha

iGnorance is blisS.. i dunno wad i noe either.. haha.. lol.. so u shuldnt either.. haha.. bEing happY iS abT... goIn wit da FloW?? and nT agaiSnt? hAHa.. loL.. sHIts hApPens Rite..??? haha.. loL... i goIn to selfcheck and soulsearch... or maybe.. dun nidda anymore.. haha... found it.. but.. a little too late.. it has oways bEen my fAUlt.. loL~

hHAa. but im Still smiLinG.. so itS A gD sign.. hu nids a test rite? lol.. tts nt wad i meant.. aaha...hu nids tt anyways la.. haha.. and i mean tt.. ahha..

PpL makes mistakes.. haha.. sorri shaiful.. abt da joke abt his grandma blog..
well u gtg, u gtg... read his blog to noe why ar.. i linked him.. im so sorry.. haha..

miStakEs dun mEan anyThiNG if u duN regrET dem.. weLL i regret iT.. haha.. aloT.. buT hey.. hAPpEneD lE.. wad am i to Do.,,?? rewiND?? replAy? call DHL?? we delivEr everything.. haha..(ppl... watch tv.. dHl gt new advertisement.. or was it fed ex..?) bAHH~ reGreTted.. so geT over iT.. haha... humAns makes mistake wiTout noticinG it.. stuPId mi..

thOugh i hATe da feElIng whEre likE.. u haF no choICe.. haha... n all da bAD tinGs juZ hAPpen n u liKE.. can waTch onLi.. thouGh.. actualli.. u can do Sth la.. but it has to be done b4 tt.. after da certain time passes u cant do anything.. like neopets la.. play cheat de.. dey nv gave mi da 1 or a 4 for da whole rolls.. how am i suppose to get them rite? like meant to lose.. ahha.. weLL tts lIFe.. wHen ppl giF u test.. u juZ haf to do it.. lOL~ but realli.. sumtimes.. tingS juZ happEns la.. no choIce.. haha.. like why i get c6 for humans? haha.. lOL~.. haiz. juZ fate la.. no CHoiCe~ (im beIng sARcasTic hERe.. dun nid to tag n saE i waS lazy.. i NOE i waS)

buT sUmtiMEs riTE... its juz tt peRson chAracteR la.. wad tt pERson does , wants , nEeDS , and feel abt ThiNgs.. likE.. ppl Born in riCh n eaT off a diamond plattER.. wun sEe monEy as... tt imPortANt.. (trust mi.. if their parents eat on a diamonD platter. dey woulD gif their child alot..) haha.. sO a pErson likE mE hu sEes too mANy shitS juZ wun boTher Abt shiT.. ahha so tEnd TO bE lazY? haha..

yup.. diS entRY iS nt senSiblE... buT im in a perfect state of miND.. haha.. so its nt mi.. u ppLs juZ dun get it.. buT hey..im hAPpy.. ARen U glAD feR onCe? haha.. as in realli.. it will fit in..

SmILe ppl.. im glad tt my coMp GoT so corrupted and SpoIlt.. i wun get a new comp if nt fer tt.. ahha.. so dun stand dere n get wet during da rain.. get an umbrella..(minimum requirements to TRULY understand tt is.. pentium 4 n 3000kbs modem.. actualli its needed to understand da whole post la..)

n deli.. happy testing.. n remember.. its juz fate.. haha.. at moSt u faiL n beCome dropoUT den *cAnt finD job den u staRT steAling den tAke drugs den becoMe a waste of soCiety n u get caught den go to jail den go drc den come out den repeat* lol.. at most la.. haha..

a veRi chIm n dEep tiP oF da dAe~:
dun stand dere n get wet during da rain.. get an umbrella..

AHHH

2005-03-28T22:55:00.000-08:00

TMR I HAVE TEST.

NO JOKE. A TEST !!

WAd?!?! A TEST?!?! CHINESE TEST SOMEMORE!?!?! HOW LONG SINCE I WROTE?

MORE THAN HALF A YEAR?!?!

OH sHIET.

RacE to de riChes~!

2005-03-27T05:22:00.000-08:00

lOl.. my Sis gotTA engAge ytD... shes likE 12? plus 10 yrs la. lol.. suspense rite? or is it 9..haha..~ HWoO~.. yup.. n i slpT thRu de ceremony .. lOL~.. so tired of waiting ar... niCe broTHer eh? hehe.. she was all dressed up when i woke up.. lol.. wear so nice fer? skali de guy come in singlet n sarong.. haha.. btw.. i asked my sis for 10% of da downry money(howevEr u Spell iT.. sCH dun teaCh us dis worDs..) lol... haha.. tink i will get? lol.. heh.. loL.. haha.. bAH.. i dun NiddA worRY.. i will Get mARried by 27.. lol~*winKS to da APpropRiATe ppl* haha.. *nudge* lOL~ haha.. unless.. lALa.. erp.. lATer laiyan jealouS.. lol.. laLa.. im dreamin.. haha..

oh yup.. n my cousins came to my hse todae..n they were like amazed by my ps2. aha.. now i noe y grand theft auto shuldnt be allowed for kids.. as in.. REALLI.. uhuh.. nono.. i watch my 14 yr old cousin play for 5 mins n he was like.. *fuCk AR.. ahha.. u bITCH.. blAH blaH.. whEre iS him fuck???* (whiLE kickin sadistically at dead bodies.. and or punchin nt yet dead ppl..) n he was.. smiling.. haha.. mi? i dun care.. dier minds.. my mind is clean.. unlike diers.. loL~ and i dun punch or kick ppl.. i find a shotgun to blast dier head or use a bazooka.. dey die faster.. heh..
n come ON lA>. i dun undERstAnd y Ppl haf to plAy n mAKe dier own souND effEct.s.. dere da volume.. no Nid fer *piEW piEW~! bAng!!~! gijibAbOOm..~!* haha.. stupid *tet tet tet tet tet tet.. tet..* lol.. aha

iTs A beaUtifUL dAY~!!! SKy FAllS foR u NOW~!

my Room iS oDdli colD tomoRNin..why do channEl 8 kEep shoWing thOSe Old shoWs lAtely. as iN does emPeROr n stuFf.. OouUu.. i juZ misS dA soCcer match.. luCky 0-0.. france draw wit swISs.. loL~.. swiss gt strong deterrence ma..dey gt swiss knife n eaT trobolone(sCH din TeaCh dis too) n dey wear swatch watches.. how to win.. france onli got delifrance.. everydae eat roti..

is it juz mi or.. da singapore wad wad beauty contest, all da gers look da same?.. whOOooo.. mari kita le... HAha.. wait ar... break.. must respect... lOL~

tink i Shuld exErciSe more.. rite XinHuAn? lol. aha.. i slp too mUCh. haa..

doWn to mORe seriouS pressIn iSsues.. i wOUld like to annOuce... da case of the missing deli.. loL~ haha he was last seen complaining abt singtel on da 25th n nt been seen ever since... he could be dead? he couLd be alive? oR evEn kiDnAP~!???? or maybe juz lazy to go online.. hmm yup... anyone whu haf any information of his wherabouts(sch din teach mi dis word neither).. pls inform da kss operation manager mR lau.. coz we wun do anyting abt it either... lol..

poSt oF da dAE~:
MISSING
tan de li
short hair
nt so short
likes to tok to jocey
obs big fucker
AND
has a mole on da right elbow which might be covered in pink or other coloured pen to disguise him self frm u ppl..

he is gonna be so mad when he sees dis.. Lol..

wHEe`

2005-03-25T15:44:00.000-08:00

hahAH~.. haLO pPL~ haha hEllOMOto~ lol.. as u cAN sEE.. laTEli ive bEen So happy/crappy/irritatin.. ahha dUNnOE why... goD put a smile on ur faCe? loL~n ive bEen slPing eARli laTEly.. whOO~ coNgraTs to mi.. HEhe... tOK to mi ofTEn PPl. duNNNo hoW loNg it WIl last.. ahha

weLL.. todAE i tot abt sometings.. like.. haha.. y do muSic VidEoS alwayS haf tO haf seX in iT? ahah.. becoZ diER song suCks? haha.. y DUn u Do sTH~ lol.. coME on lA.. tyr harder... hey.. but dun stop.. kinDa fuN~ lol.. *grinS.*

cant waIt fER sCH.. i wAnNA mEet nEW ppl.. haha nt tt i dun like u guys.. but.. haha.. im shY..
lol~ buT actualli is bOred of roTtinG.. y do u caLll it rottiNG eh.. shulD be cALled.. tired oF kiLing myself.. time wasted is self killed... aha so i juz killed myself of 1 day todae.. WhOooOo..~ hehe..

watCh 3 episoDes of souTh park juZ noW.. lOL.. so funNy aR~...*nuDges*(imagine da screen shaking or shake ur heads)da show like revolves around puns. nt as in kok howe tt one.. but like.. dey use ppl words.. den sae.. like.. suan ppl. aha same frequenCy.. den one episode on micheal jackson.. den da guy keep saying in an ah qua voice// "ohh.. nono.. theyre iGnorant" lol.. on everyting.. ahha stuppid sial.. chEesy ass crAck show.. but nice to laugh urself la.. ahaaha.. whaHwhaha.. wahhwuhahd.. oh do u tink im crAzy?? nono.. im not.. ur ignorant.. lol..

oh yea.. shaiful told me sum funny fact tt dae.. he sae at his grandma blog got dunno wad la.. lOL~ hehe.. plus i gt karma video live at my place.. loL~ come steal my fone to watch it..

hmM~ todAY dey say kinda hAzy.. hAHa.. nVm ar.. da air is freE~ lol.. haha... nt like deli's singtel512k broadband.. haha.. he wans mi to complain abt it for him.. he saes da ting sucks.. cozt as much as mine.. ahha.. dunNo y he so bAD mooD noWadaEs.. haha. i tiNK i senD him too mANy emo soNGs la.. now hE oso GoNg kiA kuE~ lol.. dun ask mi wats tt.. or maybe hEs pregnant? pms? nah.. cant be.. nt da date yet baH~ loL.. tings nt free ma.. ahha.. see like da air free.. aha he nv complain abt air.. loL~

talkin abt money.. i nid suggestion on how am i gonna survive 12 daes wit.. 39 dollars... hmm minus top up ez link.. den is.. 29 dollars? donAtionS? lol~ i WIll SUrvivE~!! muE muA muo aHahahaa. lol~ tAKes urs fiLThys monEys AwaEs... i is DunS NIDs THemS.. hahas.. lifes jET lAgged.. haha.. wow im slpy.. aha..

n DA woRlD spINs foR u~ n ur positivitY~

btw.. suggestion/quoted by deli of da delifrance company as made in france but sold in singapore who is so damn tired of singtel sucking his money n providing lousy service bcoz he tinks tt the connection is slow but he is lucky coz da 2yrs contract is over n wan to start a diff contract wit other providers but for now he is goin malaysia so cant change yet...

complAin of da daE~:
siNGtEl suCkS ar..

agAIN~!!??? nOo.....

2005-03-23T03:09:00.000-08:00

bANg~!!! $%^&*!!! nt another signpost.. haha.. haiz.. is dis considered lucky or unlucky?? haiz.. tts lIfe FEr u.. lol.. anYways.. feLT grEAt... i fiNallY like.. lET it all Out.. all shAre my toTs n fEelings.. u noe.??? i din DO da... me = to lame person blah blah blah whO wans to speAks buT say it in A totally incomprehensible manner.. ting.. i juZ.. shOOT. ahha.. feEL grEAT though.. n i saEd it all oUT in FRonT oF eVERybODY~!! yEs EvEn u ~!!! but oNli To de First 5 cuStomER la.. haha. no la.. but serious.. haha.. im So embarrass rite noW.. those hu sumhow finds it.. keep quiet pls.. if fate has it.. it will come to you.. yes you.. nonono.. nt u.. you.. u noe you?? haha.. nvm la.. lets see wads fate has install for us.. gt problem can oways uninstall.. gt uninstall shield.. no problem.. ahha..
thE fuTurE no ONe knoWs.. haha.. been saYinG diS line aloT late li.. haha.. i feel tt i oso abit.. hapPiEr alReaDY.. i hopE it stAys.. haha... heh.. u all ar.. slp slp slp.. there is onli one 3:24am on the 23rd of march 2005in this whole lifetime.. n ppl.. u JUZ MiSSedD it bY slpIng~!! loL~~ lOL~~ oOlo~~ haha... bleACh. diam.. dun sae.. sore loser.. haha..

bAik quoTe of da daE~:
The only dependable ting abt da future is uncertainty..

spasm

2005-03-21T03:29:00.000-08:00

WhOoOo~!! chEEr wiT mi Ppl.. u geTTing a sensiblE entry by mE.. izzin tt aMAzinG? iZzint tt fuNNy.. hEH.. ok lA.. u noE rite.. i noTiced Sth iN life.. dun u oWays Feel tt.. evERytIme u makE a suCky deciSIon rite.. it wILl onlI be likE a whilE after u decide tt u foUNd oUT waD u SHuld hAf doNE.. loL.. regret?? u noE??? like.. so siaLLan rite? nxt time juz pUt a siGn post oR sth.. so ma fan.. haha..makes life lOOks so bad.. heh.. buT hey.. canT reaLLi blAme ppl hu tinKs this world suCks... iF noT we Would bE flYing.. [ (for those who are 56kbps or pentium 1.. and dun understand y fly.... tink harder) for those hu dun understand wads 56kbps or pentium 1.. it means they are not alone].. hmm.. so ya.. likE.. suM ppl sEe more oF da Worst side in lifE.. canT juZ leT it burn u noE.?? waY too mAny greEnhouSe gases already... hehe.. yea.. so the best other ppl coUld do is.. be nice? lol.. find out alot of funny tinGs lateli.. heh.. found da signpost.. mAybe i shuLd chEer up moRE n slp eaRly.. life ain tt bad.. juz boring.. i wonder wad it wOulD do to me.. maybe.. after tt.. i would.. be..

sUPERMAN~!! lol.. hehe.. nOpe.. my hear this see that go to slp syndrome is not here.... yet..

watch lotr juz now.. da fight scene is like god mode compared to da chinese show.. da romance of da 3 kingdom at ard 11 plus like tt.. i saw da fight scene once.. i was like.. hah?? is it possible tt da director actualli said ok? wad he bliND or sTupid.. oR is waR oways tt happy.. da xtras in da show was like holding huge fork n poking it into da air pretending dat it was hitting each other while.....

SMILING~!!
imagine tt.. now tt.. is.. bad.. bad... bad.. haha.. dismal..

hAIz.. i yawnEd.. wow.. swedish women are pretty.. lol.. haha. tv shows.. wow.. haiz..

VerI vEry vERRYYRIIii usEful fAct of da dAE~:
wow.. swedish women are pretty.. lol..

ah siao..

2005-03-20T14:32:00.000-08:00

u dis ah siao..

ah bhan u sleep la..

u ah siao la..

haa...

2005-03-18T11:09:00.000-08:00

juZ reaD some INterEsting on da net.. lol... hAhaha.. haiz.. likE veri iroNiC.. haha.. yet.. haiz.. fuNny yet.. regret.. lol.. how COulD anyOne bE sO stuPId.. wHy waS i sO sTupiD? lovE waS in my hAnd.. n i juZ.. haha. clAPpeD it awaE? lol... even stupiD wouLd call me StuPId.. hahA.. haiz.. iTs da pasT.. lEt iT go.. haIz.. buT de fuTuRE noboDY noes.. mAYbe we wIll be togetHer?? hAHa.. sOrRi girL.. lovE u lots.. reaLli.. up to u to believe it..
heh.. duDe..... im liKE so stuPID.. haha.. tagg da boaRd.. remind mi im sTupID plS.. so i wun bE tt stupid agAIn.. haha.. but deli stupider la.. confirm de.. heh..

duN sLEeP~!!

2005-03-18T09:13:00.000-08:00

oi~!! pPL waKe uP~!! dun Slp AnyMORe.. i jUZ toT abT sth.... i jUZ reAlisEd tt i alwaYs haF diS heaD spliTtiNG heaDache/nightmare/i cant wake up thingy yet after waking falls back to slp tingy when i slp too much... so nOW im waRning u GuyS.. dun Slp too mUch.. be like mi~ slp 5 hrs nia~!! todea i slp 5am to 11 am den 12pm to 3pm, 5pm to 8pm n i was attACkEd~!! lol.. haha.. bad headache..
n i gt a veriiVeri gD theory tt slpings kills.. serious.. tak bedek... no special effects..
u see rite.. when we slp.. time passes.. n everyting after sum time will die.. so time kills.. so by slping rite.. u ACtuaLLi kiLliNG urSelF~!! coME oN pPL~!! im hElpiNG u>. waKe uP~!! waKE uP~!! n dun waIT to waIT up oSO.. coZ wHEn u wAIt time pASses oso... sO u kILLing uRself>. omG~!! i will nt lET ppL wAit FEr mi ANymoRE.. soRRi guys feR kiLLing u.. lol.. GoSh~!!! *nudgE* im lAme.. *whEelieS 0n a whEelchaiR* heh.. but serious... sO dun waIt for TingS to hapPEn.. makE it haPpEn.. u onLi kiLinG urselF...

nOT so useLEss buT sTIll quite usEless TOt oF da dAY~:
when we slp.. time passes.. n everyting after sum time will die.. so time kills.. so by slping rite.. u ACtuaLLi kiLliNG urSelF~!!

recoRd..

2005-03-17T07:22:00.000-08:00

Oh And hERE is suBhAn goIn fER da reCorD.. hE haS bEEn aWake SinCE 2 pm 16 of march... is he gONnA mAKe it~!!! oMG!~! loOk at dA clOcK~! juZ meRe sEcoNDs To 7am~!! caN hE do It PPl.. cOme on LEts CHeER fER hiM~!! 5 4 3 2 1~!!! WHOOOOOOooOOOooo~!!! hE mAdE it ppL.. n LOok LikEs hE gOnnA mAke it gO foRevER ppl.. woOw..whEN will hE evER sLPs...

Erp.. gTg. mom woKE up..

LOL..

Juz kIDdiNG..

a SensibLE entry..

2005-03-17T01:27:00.000-08:00

EH u oSO crAp ar DEli.. wHEre Gt ppl dRAw apPle on leg den ur souL canNt recognISe.. can chECk iC wad? lol~ ur father jokeR ar.. bEri humOrouS leh.. lol.. n tt is nT a senSibLE entRy.. u noE waD a SenSiblE enTRy iS? u mUSt TOK abT uR muNDAnE lIFe~ lol..
u nOR hOR? todAE riTE.. i wokE up~ dEN i go chECk my lEg sEe gt APpLe ANot.. den hOR.. i Go bAThe.. wah~! da waTEr So cOld SEh~ lOl~ now tts sensiblE.. buT boRinG... wEll.. n hONestli.. i Dun reaLli remEMber i WRote it osO.. n wad i wroTE.. noW i reaD baCK oso FinD it Funny.. since u SAE lEecHIu taLk abT bANd.. lETs tAlk ABt... NCC!~!!! pHEee WeEET~!~!! nCCc RoCKs mAN.. juZ lIKE RP~!! No eXamS~!! lOL~*nuDge*
u nOE hoR~ nCc gOLD EH diS yEaR... dEN ALl PasS ouT 2nD sARg n aLl GEt markSmAN.. den orienteering comp We woN lEH.. siAlla.. but too bad shooting coMp secoNd... onE peRson accidenT shOot dA woOden plAnk.. n another hoLD rifE likE bAzooKa.. onE lAGi bESt tiNGy... da spEc CouRse rite.. goT pPL bANg tREE~!! bAIK AFiQ~~!! haha..
yea.. eh.. all i bluff wan.. lol.. inTEreStinG wad.. u ALl liKE wOowW aLreaDy rite.. DUn bLUFf ok.. i noE u ALl tinK nCc baAIk alreaDy.. haha..
Eh btW rite.. i gt da Ans to uR qnS.. u noE.. ritE>. whEN u aRe slpINg riTE>. ACtuALli ritE... u are QuiTE AslP.. buT nT tT slpy lA>. but suMTimes u FEel tt u Slp bCauSe ur souL slpY but acTuALli u are awaKE.. da whOLe timE u aRe awAKe.. seRiouS>. but u noE y u DUn reMEmBEr? bcAuz rite.. ur soUl slping.. yea.. so noW do u noE.. it is actualli not fact nor fiction.. its juz crap..
n realli ppl.. dun mind mi when u tokin to mi ard 5 or 6.. i wun remember tt i even chatted wit u..

U. shld go and sleep.

2005-03-17T01:03:00.000-08:00

walao..dun get WEIRD la..

alot of crap lei..soon ppl will not come our blog liao cos of all ur crap.. let me save the blog by posting a sensible entry..

u noe wads a sensible entry??! its something tt talks about ur life or sumting like tt.and not from talking about hell then suddenly :

eh why ppl fall in love ah?

WALAO GET A LIFE LA..

So ah.. u must like copy leechiu..tok bout band..den..ermm..yah.

lol.

eh anyway ever tot of what happens when we sleep..like when we sleep are we really asleep or maybe our soul goes somewhere else..like when i was young. my father dun let my sis draw apple on my leg when sleeping cos he says later i cant wake up, cuz my soul dunno this is my body. OHH MY GOD..made me so paranoid tt i set alarm clock to wake up and make sure my sis dun draw my leg. so what really happen? is it fact? or isit fiction?

or isit crap..

hmm lets think about it..

bradeR~! serIOus la>. go slP..

2005-03-15T14:04:00.000-08:00

haiz.. (tt was A yAWn again).. 6 am.. still hAVen slp.. wTf... go to SLp lA.. haiz..maybe after tokinG abIT oF crAp i woULd FEel slPieR..
have u Ever woNDErED waD hapPen to u whEN u dIE? lol.. when i tink abt iT.. i sEE grEen. lol.. y greEn sEH?? lol.. angel of deaTh likE gREen apPLe bA? lol.. or.. hell is green.. lol.. or we actualli colour blind den when we die ok le.. den actualli black is green.. lol.. ok.. but realli...haha.. do we bComE ghoSt n hAunt mySelF or.. waIT n siT a da graVE.. bcOme vAmp.. lol.. haha tokin abt vamp.. haa.. imagine da chinese vamp chase u... jump jump.. den lol.. den later he catch u.. den he sae.. TAg UR iT~!! lol.. den he run awaE.. RUn.. lol.. imagine.. haha.. or when hE wanan reach u u go sae twiST put inSide poCket. den hE dAMn~ lol.. ok im crap.. is toking...
wAi kaN ai seLeAp.. haiz.. eW hoRntyn mi? lol.. long time since i wrote tt wae.. rite chiU..? hmm.. haiz.. mAybe wHen wE diE we gO to A loNg dEep slp... duin remember anyting. or.. when u die is.. like.. game oVer? blank screen.. den u can see ppl wrap up.. keep da back grd n stuff.. maybe we arnt realli alive n we living a fucking bullshiT life.. haha.. oR maybE..we are juz nt real.. lol.. coz unreal tings happen.. well tt is shit for u... or juz tt.. we are.. puPpEts.. n dere is master oF puppETs.. (i juz finish pracTicing guitar n hr ago..) liFEs unprEdiCatablE.. n irritating.. maybe we are meant to live to slp.. loll.. y do ppl live for.. cant dey juz stay at home n slp.. lol.. y bother go skool n stuDy,, it causes stress.. n takes away lots of ur time n youth.. u shuld study when u old n dying.. play first.. hu noes u die early.. da studyin would be a waste aite? do sth Fun.. lol... make a difference.. kill sumtings.. sureli sumone else would feel da difference.. haha.. or another way to make a difference is.. get married n cause sadness.. y marry? lol. u dun have to be in loVE.. we can jUZ be fREns.. lol.. yea.. y fall in loVE.. haha lol.. loVE is pAin n pAin is loVE.. for happiness? haha.. u wanna be happy play ban luck ar.. get 777 sure happy de.. lol.. well loVe is pain sO... u canT owaYs bE hAPpi.. da sAd timEs aRe haRd.. so y cANt u juZ likE boTH oF deM.. n nt sEe da down paRt as bad.. let da saD paRt bE haPpinesS.. den deRe wun bE saD aiTE? somE ppL aRe juz born crazy.. tts y dey do crazy sTuff>. like faLl in lovE? lol.. den arent we all crazy.. hEH.. but crazY as EveryoNE ar.. aren thER luCky ppl hu aren crAzy but hopE to hAvE a crAzy life.. doEsnt tt make him crazy? haha.. well.. some ppl are juz crazy enuff to dIe whEn dey haf A crazZy life... haha.. da crazy ppl arD woulD bE craziER.... heh.. hu ask Dem bE crAzy.. haha.. y do u bother reading dis... iits nt like u are crazy wit me rite? u wun noe wad this realli means.. how i wished i was crazied over wit.. haiz.. but onli by nt crazy ppl la.. haiz.. as u can see im deepli tired n traumatised.. haiz..
no of da dae todae... haiz.. btw.. sumone remind mi tml i wrote dis stupid entry.. coz i wun remember.. haiz.. die faster ppl.. its better.. i tink.. gd mornin.. new dae ahead..theres onli one 16 march 2005 in da entire life.. it nv happen n will nt happen again.. so.. make da best of it.. life sux..

gO to slp lA brADeR~

2005-03-13T10:16:00.000-08:00

hAiz...(thAt was a yawN.. i tend to sigh whEn i yAwn) heh.. can slp yet seh.. but yawning... haiz.. stupid roOm.. haha.. must dead tired den can slp.. if u try to get to slp will feel veri.. surrounded.. heh.. haiz.. i wonder if i made de right decision... bah.. monEy monEy monEy... lol..
why dO dey invEnt moneY? why cant ppl juz GiF n taKe~ lol.. hahAa.. nAHhhh.. this is dumb.. hahaa... buT reaLLi.. barter trADe.. haha... imAgine... lol... u wanna buy computer den must gif cabinet tv plates n 2 pieces of roti prata egg n cheese.. lol.. im lame. tired... n wanna slp... oh ya..

btw tt dae i watch da show entity.. like reality show.. haha.. abit scary.. nt in the suspense type.. but.. as in.. u can see da ghost dere... den da ppl kanna possess.. makes u wonder.. haha.. although i abit skeptical n this could be a huge scam.. but.. da show is indonesian.. so.. haha.. y do dey nid to scam... dere is like so.. haha.. everywhere.. but dere is one part where it is SO FUCKiNG chEeSy.. haha.. deY go THis hOuSe ar.. den dey try to RiD of dA ghosT.. den dey get rid of 3 la.. den dey show le.. power power spin SPin.. den dey trap da ghost inside guiness stout da bottle.. lol.. no la in da bottle la.. den no more le.. den when dey wanna finish.. all de ppl stand outside da door. wit da owner.. da host of da show..(it is like a reality show where dey show abt ghost la.. like purposeli put ppl in a position to test their courage alone in haunted places.. see hu can stay frm midnite to dawn.. den got one person baik sial.. usualli ppl kana see abit abit den scared.. gt one person baik sial. infront him da swing swinG unTIl likE lol.. he juz pRetend nv sEe Anyting.. ok back to story..) ya wit da host of da show.. den stand at da front door.. n sae.. . *in an indonesian malay*" bEcoZ.. dis plAce.. has bEen riD of All da ghOSt.. i wiLL presenT this house wit a stiCker.. (LOL) to show tt.. the house.. is clean of any ghost.. LOLOLOLOLOLOL haha.. how dumb n llame.. den da sticker sumore. aha like ghost buster tt kind.. gt one ghost den da red circle n slash.. hah.. tts reality tv for u... haha.. haha.. cheesy ass.. lol.. u shuld watch.. but da vcd is like.. limited edition.. haha.. imagine da ghost ar.. wanna go haunt.. den see da sticker.. "eh gANg! cannT ar. gt stiCker SiAl.. plaCE baIk alreaDy.. cannt go in.." ok.. nt mocking dem.. juz abit funny tt part.. dun come to mi.. lol.. ok.. GOne..

quoTe of da dAy~:
bEcoZ.. dis plAce.. has bEen riD of All da ghOSt.. i wiLL presenT this house wit a stiCker.. (LOL) to show tt.. the house.. is clean of any ghost..

lalLAaalLAaAa

2005-03-10T05:26:00.000-08:00

bradeR... tT onE meaNs.. u waTch TOo muCh poRn Ar broTher. until uR comP oSo addIcted To poRn.. juZ kidDd la.. i oSO dunno..If u DowAN diS blOG To bE reAD bY PimPS n bImbOS go spReAD iT ar.. but pimps n bImbo got bloG lA. lATer dey liNk.. likE advertisement like TT.. u noE..?? cArlsbERg.?? ljungberg?? iceberg.. yA get iT? well iF u do.. Tell mi.. i Dun..

aiya. niEways.. da bloG foR u to tOK nonSense mA.. So sEnSe n nOn-sEnse herE it Tok. dere i SAid iT.. so slpY.. i havE nT slp on my bEd for 2 daeS.. im So tiREd.. but i miSs viKi.. lol.. so i cant Go To slP juZ yET. dun ASk abT Viki.. Dun intrUDE.. i haF fiRewaLl.. intruSion pRotectioN.. lol.. *whEelies on whEelchaiR*

uSeless toTs to fiLl up da minD.. hAve u evER woNDered.. iF bliNd ppl eaT caRroT do dEy seE betTER? lol.. no dEy dUn~!! aPe da dEy~ lol.. i ate alot of them.. coZ im blinnD... wad if we arE all cOlouR blinD n da skY iS reD... wEll hEll muSt bE bluE.. dA grass iS purplE.. lampost ar white.. eggplant yellow.. sun green.. 4a classroom maroon.. night is morning... fire is brings darkness.. darkness is stil dark.. hong bao black.. blind ppl can see red.. we aRE bliNd... ppl go lASik suRgery to be bLind.. but hey.. rainbow is still rainbow..
tt SesSion is brouGht to u by.: mE hu iS vERy boreD n laMe n tinKIng abT stuFf but writes it down in a totally uncomprehensible manner as he gt b3 for english n is unable to express himself properly thus causing sadness to other ppl n himself which therefore he regrets as he has no intention of doin any of this because he juz find it hard to tell ppl tings that shuldnt be told but shuld be share but cant be told to ppl... ya..
uselEsS toTs oF da dAy~:
wad if we arE all cOlouR blinD n da skY iS reD...

alarr alarr shit happens la brudder.

2005-03-09T14:28:00.000-08:00

eh lac ah, parents la, all will liddat wan.

actually i posting jus to ask ah if anybody could help, but i doubt so cuz bhabhan oni told bimbos and pimps to visit this blog.xP

ok my com got this crashing habit, he jus crash evry now and then. maybe the next minute it is going to crash. and the cause changes from memory error to this error caused by graphics device driver. so it kinda sucks when playing games ah.

at first the diagnostic test told me is RAM de problem now become graphics driver problem. walan screw microsoft. its definitely not a virus cus i reformatted my com still crash enthusiastically.

the stuff in the error log is like this:

C:\DOCUME~1\TANDEL~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\WERb999.dir00\Mini030805-06.dmp
C:\DOCUME~1\TANDEL~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\WERb999.dir00\sysdata.xml

ok those whu noe wads the problem abt help abit la..k thx~

and bhabhan chill la.

FUCK STUPID PPL

2005-03-08T05:45:00.000-08:00

I CANT UNDERSTAND Y PPL CAN BE SO FUCKING STUPID N IDIOTIC.. FUCK.. MY MOM LIVES IN A WORLD OF VICIOUS CYCLE WHERE NOTHING I DO IS FUCKING RIGHT!!! N MY DAD EVERYTING I DO IS FUCKING WRONG!!!! FUCK HIM AR!! I WAS PLAYING GAAMES N HE FUCKING ASK mI TO fUCKING gO N sTUDY~!! IS HE FUCKING DUMB OR WAD~!!! WAD DA FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO FUCKING STUDY~@!! DOES HE HAF A FUCKING BRAIN~!! WAD DA FUCK~!! Y DO I LIVE TO BE SO STUPID~!! N HE SO FUCKING SERIOUSLI SAID DUN SAE I NV WARN U NT TO STUDY~!!! LATER FUTURE U WILL REGRET~!! OK LA!! FUCK!!! U WAN ME STUDY WAD U BLOODY FUCK!!! AND HE ALWAYS SAE U EVERYTIME PLAY DA GAME WAN~!!! SO FUCKING STUPID U NOE!! SERIOUSLI LIKE RETARD!! I JUZ GOT DIS COMP 2 DAYS AGO N WAS WITHOUT A COMP FOR A FUCKING YEAR!!! HOW THE FUCKIN FUCK I PLAY THIS GAME U FUCKING IDIOT~!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF FUCKING PPL LIKE HIM!! PPL KILL THEMSELVES!! TO TINK I HELD BACK BECAUS OF DEM!! FUCKING STUPID OF ME NOT TO HAVE KILLED MYSELF!!! SEE WHERE I GET TT FUCKING STUPID GENES FRM!!! FUCK AR!!!!!!! FUCK THIS PLACE!! IM JUZ GONNA GROW UP QUICKLY!! GET GREAT JOB N FUCKING MOVE OUT!!! FUCK!! OR I SHULD JUZ FUCKING KILL MYSELF!! FUCK STUPID PPL!!!

MoNey mAkes dA woRld Go ArouND

2005-03-07T11:12:00.000-08:00

WelL.. i lEaRnT stH nEW.. iF u waN stH donE.. juZ do iT ur selF.. iF u Dowan Ppl to nAG at u.. duN pUt dem Into dA EqUation... sO.. FrM todAE onwaRdS.. i wILL nT aSk mY mOm fOr mONEy ANymORe.. noT feR eASylink NT foR anYtinG.. hER nAggIng iS liKE SUpER irrItAtiNG.. i nOE im rUde AR.. but. i dUn reaLLi caRe.. its lIKe.. shE mAKes a Big FuSs aBt mi nT giving Her mONey since IM woRkinG.. my pAY iS likE.. 1 miLLion peR monTH n im so FuCking sTingy i Dowan To giF her.. derE foR.. my dAily sPEnding i uSe my owN monEy.. den todAE i ASked HEr fER monEy to top up eaSylink.. n sHE sAiD.. todAEs ur pAy.. den on sOMe othER daes.. whEN i asK her fOR money.. shE will SAe wherE my pAy goEs to? fuCk? fuCKing confuSing.. put it in a mathematical way.. let p be pay let m be my money.. a be ask fer money n nt getting any.. let n be NAGGING~ the target here is to nt haf any n.. so let us see da scenarios.. a = n+(-m), -m=n+(-p), -p=n+a.. sEE~!!!! ViCiOUs cYclE~!! EvIL~!! so.. toDAE i deCided.. i juZ gave hER moSt of my monEY.. left enuff for 2 weeks.. which is ard 100.. so IM goNnA try mY besT to suRvive oN dis.. fuCk i cAre eh?
yA i nOE thIS poSt wiLL soUnd vERi immAtuRe to lOT oF ppl but.. fuCk u TOo.. u nT mE n U dUnnO how iT reAlli is.. n life iS fUckinG irrItatiNg.. So.. kEep it To uRselF..
QuoTe of da dAy~:
a = n+(-m), -m=n+(-p), -p=n+a.. sEE~!!!! ViCiOUs cYclE~!! EvIL~!!

sORri AR..

2005-03-07T02:30:00.000-08:00

ThiS Post Is dEdiCATed To afiQ ar.. so SOrri mAn.. wE alL dun meaN iT ar.. So pPL wHo reAD thiS.. hElp mI tElL aFIq. we Dun meaN to eScAltaTe iT unTil diS muCH.. soRri AR bRo.. chIlL k...

ohkae..

2005-03-06T03:39:00.001-08:00

ohkae.--.-- u expert u win.LABOP. baahaa.

now my turn to sae story..u asked bout nicholas lim's 17th birday rite.. actually kinda sucks la, shld got old chang kee with u all betta. anw i wait for dunno how long. den he wan to bring his dumb xbox to my house so tt he can play later.then sumore i at lot 1 u noe. walan.
den bo bian i go back home wif xavierina.On the way, we think bout the so called nicholas lim's guest list. den we tink shld be alot pang seh wan.

ok this was his supposed guest list:
THE TEAM(cleavon,amos,xueqin,jiahui)hehe..
Baoxin ++
huiling++
AUGUSTINE ++( imagine me and him sharing a steamboat.-.-)
Kok howe++
and de usual me++

but turned out liddis:
almost nobody.

all dose ++ means like associated with the names de la. group tt kinda ting. on the bus we call baoxin. she talk like machiam she dunno got invited.den call huilin's gd fren sharon, (er tink she sleeping.-.-) den even nicholas lim's gd fren orrh kaa ceng sae he not going.

den wad a LOL we were. so left de kok howe++ and me++ and THE TEAM.den all if pangseh like sialan ma den arARAraa jus go la.SIAN.

wait tis wait tt dunno wait wad until 8.30 den take mrt there, as usual the VAN UNCLE came and attempt to kidnap us.of cos shoo him away.

reach there eat those usual stuff.'catch' alot of crabs fopr the fun of making them dead.-.-
THE TEAM reach late and on the way bought a chocolate cake for him. (evryone there sae wan to kap..haha..so tt no nd gif presents.LOL.baahaha).

ohkae.bottomline is very sian.ok therefore the second phrase of the dae..

*THERE ARE SO MANY TREES IN THE FOREST, WHY HOG ON TO THE FIRST TREE U SAW??*

see no connection?..yeh u got it..tts the point.. xP

tOLd yA u suX at bLoGging..

2005-03-05T23:56:00.000-08:00

*oI ObS big FuCKEr~!! u evEryTimE onLIne nV Ask hOW i diScuSs wit u..noW onlinE oso nV tAlk.. a-HolE.. tt one oso i coME up when i fix it.. 3 am leh.. u waN mi caLl u tok Abt blOG mEh?

so gAy. ahha.. gAy hOle..

talkin Abt gAY.. daT dAy on dA buS.. saW dis MaN.. gt earing on Right eaR.. deN oso Abit geR... dEn i ASk fariD.. is iT a guy.. or a gER.. den rite.. we discuss deN obServE den infeR.. it waS a maN. den HE stood up.. mAN~!! wad arE thoSe BUlgiNG tinGs on HIs cheSt.. ok.. so.. im still nt sure whEther man oR woMan.. waDs neXt?

den todAE we weNT to gElarE at faR eaST.. mi liLiAn frEt n sYaiful.. den liLiAN intrO dis ice creAM to mi.. perLIns n CrEAm or sTH lyk dAt.. haha.. den i bought it.. den when fArID n ful cAmE.. i lEt hIM tRY. den HE saE hE wantEd to buY.. den i dIn noE waD it waS cAllEd onlIe noE likE pERlini silVer n creaMs.. den i told frEd piStAchiOs n crEAm.. ahha.. den he go And orDer.. haha.. den We toT tt duN hAF tt piStAchio tIngy... deN hE WIll pAisEh.. bUdDEn gT piStaChIO iCe creaM.. hAHa.. he cAme bACk wiT a stUnneD fACe to see a greeN ice creaM.. it waS aCuaLli vanilA wit cARamEl.. haha..

phrAse of DA daE~:
onE pistAchiOs n crEam plS..

WAH NOT BAD LEI.

2005-03-05T03:50:00.000-08:00

FEEL LIKE USING CAPS.

*OI TAF CLUB MEMBER, THE TIP OF THE DAY MUST DISCUSS WITH ME THEN CAN PUT WAN.

HAALO! I AM DELI !

U FIXED THOSE QUIRKY STUFFS FOR THE SKIN?! NOT BAD LEI.

AND THE NAME, DUN PUT HAN/LI. LI SOUNDS ERXIN. PUT DE INSTEAD.

OHKAES.

Old cHAng kEe

2005-03-05T03:00:00.000-08:00

hEH.. actualli.. its OLd changi hoSpiTal.. wenT dere aGAIn.. diS tiME i gT spEcIal sURpRiSe.. haha.. i was wALking at da back.. den aftEr we wEnt up da stAirs.. deY turn N lOOk at da rOoms.. my stUPid eyeS wenT n lOok up da stAirs.. a HUmAnly fiGure stAnding.. lookinG at mi den it went up dA stairS.. canT be mY shadoWs.. i waS.. sTuNneD?? haha... i hoNesTly fReAked.. hAha.. hu carEs abT bEing embAraSsed.. my legs turn to jeLLy.. heh. n i made a sick ExcUSe tt i wanna pEe n gET ouT.. haha.. but in da End.. we JUz continUed waLking... n sEeing patcheS of 'wAter' on da FloOR n giving fAlse senSe of SecuriTy by saYing it rainEd.. haha..
the plAce nt tT biG actuALli.. den cAught a Guy in a Car.. wit Two trAnseX..?? den come out n Zip hiS pAnts.. haha.. we were lOOking Down frm da hoSpitAl. dey at da secluded carpARk.. den WhiLe wE enjOyinz free Show we kEep heaRIng thiNGs dROpping n thINgs howLing.. but hAHa.. we weRe gD at giving fAlse senSe of seCurity.. n pretend nTh..

stuPId sEH.. noW dey teLL mi today jAe wiLL be dWn ard 3.. waD nicE tiMing.. goin Slp noW.. btw.. da tag board takes a while to refresh.. so dun click to many timEs.. haha..

*tIp of dA day~:
Do NOt Go To sCarY locAtionS n lOOk at da sTaiRs..*

fiRsT~

2005-03-04T09:03:00.000-08:00

WheE~ fiRst postinG bEsidEs da tEsT.. weLl nTh muCh to sAE yet.. buT reST AssuREd i wILl tALk alot.. btW.. soOn u wIll nOe waD dis is Abt.. dun aSk too MuCh..